Saturday, May 30, 2020

The German Word For "MAGA Night" Is Kristallnacht

So . . . A Minneapolis Pollster Went Out, Asking Every Protester In The City Where They Lived. Those Protesters Showed The Pollster Their Drivers' Licenses (So The Data Was Accurate). After Covering The Entire City (60 Square Miles), The Pollster Went Home, Crunched The Numbers, And Sent Them To Trump, Who Reported The Results Of This Survey In His Tweet!

There Is Never Not A Tweet! (Or Two)

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