Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Wednesday, April 22: Donald Trump's "Two Hours Hate", A Daily Unproductive Therapy Session For The Narcissistic-Sociopath-In-Chief

The "As Long As The Roots Are Not Severed, All Is Well. And All Will Be Well In The Garden." Edition
Ron Steigler: Mr. Gardner, my editors and I have been wondering if you would consider writing a book for us, something about your political philosophy, what do you say?

Chauncey Gardner: I can't write.

Steigler: Heh, heh, of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look, we can give you a six figure advance, I've provide you with the very best ghost-writer, proof-readers ...

Chauncey: I can't read.

Steigler: Of course you can't! No one has the time! We, we glance at things, we watch television ...

Chauncey: I like to watch TV.

Steigler: Oh, oh, oh, sure you do. No one reads!
Trump is Chance . . . after Chance undergoes a full lobotomy.

COVID-19 Tests
March 6:    4,000,000 tests promised
March 13:      25,200 tests have been given
March 21:  27,000,000 tests promised by March 28 (Claim: 10,000,000 tests exist)
March 28:     750,000 tests have been given
It's the second day in a row Trump has ordered CBS's Weijia Jiang, in a condescending voice, to be nice and "keep it down". When he asks these women (they are 95% women) "Who are you with?", I wish just one of them would tell him "That's irrelevant" or "I'm asking the question here, sir". FFS. Stop playing by the bully's rules.

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I feel so much safer now.

1 comment:

laura k said...

I appreciate the Orwell reference. To call these times Orwellian barely makes a dent.