Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Donald Trump Extends His Remarkable Streak Of Always Being Completely Wrong About Everything (He's Also Avoided All Reporters' Questions For The Last 21 Days)

"The stock market will boom if I'm elected. If he's elected, the stock market will crash."
Donald Trump, October 22, 2020
November 23, 2020: Joe Biden wins the election easily. His transition into taking office as the 46th president of the United States begins in earnest today.

November 24, 2020: Dow Jones hits 30,000 for the first time in history.
Peter Wade of Rolling Stone reported
that Trump tried to take credit for the record-breaking mark by holding a one-minute press event to brag and possibly set a record of his own for the most nonsensical statements uttered in a minute.
Overheard, after Trump walked off, ignoring reporters' questions:
Reporter 1: "Well, that was weird as shit."

Reporter 2: "Hooooo-kay . . ."

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Now 21 Straight Days

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