Saturday, October 31, 2020

Sleepy Joe Is A Streetwalking Cheetah With A Heart Full Of Napalm

I've been reading a bit about this "Sleepy Joe" character. Man, he sounds like a fuckin' bad ass!

He's hiding out in his basement for now, but if he gets elected, he will magically transform into the universe's most powerful super-hero (or -villain). Sleepy Joe will be very busy, carrying out the agenda of "people that you've never heard of, people in the dark shadows, people that are controlling the streets". 

Not only will he destroy electricity, outlaw windows, and ban cows, he will "hurt God"! (I'm thinking of starting a petition to get that on pay-per-view.)

Sleepy Joe has his own version of "Marry, Fuck, Kill". It's called "Ban, Abolish, Destroy" and everything is in every category! Check it out!

He will:
And that's just within his first 100 days!

No Future For You!


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