Trump Reduced To Crashing Wedding Receptions And Whining Incoherently: "We Have To And The Tough Is . . . In The Most Humanitarian Way Because That's What It Is."

Banned forever by Twitter, Donald Trump is now reduced to crashing wedding receptions held in his personal coronavirus petri dish in Florida and incoherently whining about how badly he's been treated.

He included a "Sir Story", a "I/they call them . . ." reference, he repeated his lie (twice) about getting 75 million votes, he warned that not doing things his way would (yet again) mean the destruction of the country, and he threw in several variations of "the worst anybody's ever seen".

The only thing he forgot was to mention some big, tough men who came up to him with tears in their eyes to thank him for being their president. Oh, and he failed to mention "big dumps". . . . Maybe he's saving that material for the next wedding.

From a transcript at The Daily Beast:

Y'know, I just got, I turned off the news, I get all these flash reports, and they're telling me about the border, they're telling me about China, they're telling me about Iran—how're we doing with Iran, howdya like that? Boy, they were ready to make a deal, they woulda done anything, they woulda done anything, and this guy goes and drops the sanctions and then he says, "We'd love to negotiate now," [and Iran says], "We're not dealing with the United States at all," oh, well, they don't want to deal with us. And China, the same thing, they never treated us that way, right?

You saw what happened a few days ago, was terrible, and uh, the border is not good, the border is the worst anybody's ever seen it, and what you see now, multiply it times 10, Jim—he's the only one I know who would handle the border tougher than me. We have to, and the tough is... in the most humanitarian way, because that's what it is. What's happening to the kids, they're living in squalor, they are living like nobody has ever seen anybody, there's never been anything like what's, and you're gonna have hundreds, and you have it now, they have the airplane photos, the shocks, and they call 'em shocks, and these things are showing thousands and thousands of people coming up from South America and it's gonna be, it's just uh, look, it's a disaster. It's a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint, and it's gonna destroy the country, and frankly, the country can't afford it because you're talking about massive, just incredibly massive amounts. Our school systems, our hospital systems, everything.

So it's a rough thing, and I just say, "Do you miss me yet?: We did get 75 million votes, nobody's ever gotten that. They said, "Get 66 million votes, sir, and the election's over." We got 75 million and they said... but you know, you saw what happened, 10:30 in the evening, all of a sudden I said, "That's a strange thing, why are they closing up certain places, right?" Now, a lot of things happening right now, I just wanted to say, it's an honor to be here, it's an honor to have you at Mar-a-Lago, you are a great and beautiful couple.