You cannot make this shit up.
Ted Cruz has his priorities pic.twitter.com/36akScEvU6— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 13, 2021
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is trying to cash in on the trendy conservative "cancel culture" by signing and selling hundreds of copies of a children's book that he did not write.Cruz, via fundraising emails and Facebook ads, this week asked supporters to pitch in $60 or more for a copy of Dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs and Ham" that he'd autographed himself. Copies are selling on Amazon for $4.79."Stand with Ted & Dr. Seuss against the cancel culture mob to claim your signed copy of Green Eggs and Ham!" the politician urged on his donation page . . .In an email, Cruz . . . described the book signed by him as a "cancel culture collectible." . . .
Indeed. Get one now! https://t.co/5VyHAjqnz1— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 11, 2021
Inspired leadership. https://t.co/QgUyMjU1B5— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 6, 2021
Since GE&H is still in print this is meaningless. Cruz should offer to sign a page with racist imagery from one of the six discontinued books.— Parmesan & Pinot - History has its eyes on us (@ParmesanPinot) March 12, 2021
Seriously, if anyone has one of these books, can someone ask him to sign it and then post his response? He will look bad either way.
My strongest memory of Dr. Seuss is Ted Cruz reading his book all night long to deprive people of healthcare. pic.twitter.com/iml0SThx6T— Leslie ☠️🇺🇲 (@beachboo7) March 13, 2021
Ted Cruz is fundraising off of a Dr Seuss book that the publisher didn’t pull https://t.co/K8WUjCXA9P— Roger Sollenberger (@SollenbergerRC) March 13, 2021
Lefties are losing their minds that I’m signing & sending copies of Green Eggs and Ham to anyone who donates $60 or more.— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 12, 2021
We’ve raised $125k in just 24 hours! (Probably helped by their hand-wringing.)
Get yours here: https://t.co/jxNthUNoqs https://t.co/brOLTMEW3T
Just so we’re clear — the estate of Dr. Seuss took six Dr. Seuss books off the market and Republicans fought back by [triple checks] pouring money into the estate of Dr. Seuss. https://t.co/bkvNe14XHR— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) March 7, 2021
I literally know "The Cat in the Hat" by heart without the book there because I read it so many times to my children.
Does anyone believe Mr. Person Woman Man Camera TV could recite even the inside of a greeting card or a fortune cookie message from memory? I mean, he thinks he has to tell us that "by heart" means "without the book there".
Trump is well-known for imitating his loathsome father and having nothing to do with raising his children. He once said any man who takes care of his children is acting "like the wife", which he did not mean as a compliment. And everyone knows Trump (age 74) has not read a book of any kind in more than fifty years.
Pathetic 1 and Pathetic 2.— Joan Greene (@joangreeneaz) March 13, 2021
Signing children books they didn't write. pic.twitter.com/S71WgFyYnC
Is there any chance Cruz would sign this book?
This Is What Everyone Knows About Ted Cruz .. pic.twitter.com/Q2BIxAJoSO— SFrank (@sfranklin1926) March 13, 2021