Ted Cruz Is A Human Meme With A Public Humiliation Fetish

Joe Biden froze border wall construction.

It now remains unfinished.

Border Patrol told us over and over and over: we must finish the wall. pic.twitter.com/BLzU0FvdJs

— Senate Republicans (@SenateGOP) March 26, 2021

Fact:

In four years, Trump built no more than 40 miles of new border wall (and perhaps fewer than 10 miles). 40 miles is 2% of the US-Mexico border, which is 1,954 miles long. Nothing more than a US-taxpayer-funded $15 billion scam.

The original idea for the wall wasn't even an idea. It was a "mnemonic device" dreamed up by Roger Stone and Sam Nunberg to make sure the Orange Idiot remembered to talk about illegal immigration while campaigning. But then Trump took the words seriously.

Fun:

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— Dr. Ward Q. Normal (@WardQNormal) March 27, 2021

@SenTedCruz pointing to his vacation spot when he abandoned TX during a crisis to go drink cocktails at the @RitzCarlton . pic.twitter.com/hZgXoaYU9g

— HollyGrace (@GraceHolly13) March 26, 2021

ICE captures Ted Cruz sneaking back to Cancun pic.twitter.com/vEC03M1PCm

— HISTORY FALLS APART (@historyfalls) March 27, 2021

You know your own party hates your guts when this is their choice of a photo of you pic.twitter.com/fYg35Q6ph8

— WTFGOP? (@DogginTrump) March 27, 2021

Biker
Police Officer
Construction Worker
Cowboy
Soldier
Seditionist

— Peter de la Mare (@Good_Parliament) March 27, 2021

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— AnneC (@annegrace_C) March 27, 2021

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— 🦦Marie-Caroline🦥🏴‍☠️ (@Noway7791) March 27, 2021

Ted Cruz is a living meme. https://t.co/SubV1nnqMU

— American.Anarchist (@JohnJ0Donnell) March 27, 2021

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a wasteful trip,
That started as a photo op,
Aboard this tiny ship.
Ted Cruz was a lying liar' lad,
And Graham was so impure,
These dumbfuckers set sail that day,
For a taxpayer tour,
A taxpayer tour.pic.twitter.com/nwqC8WrHA1

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) March 27, 2021

Well this looks weird, may delete pic.twitter.com/y845z7ko55

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 27, 2021

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of the traitors trip,
Down to Texas and the MAGA wall,
Aboard a tiny ship.

The mate was a sweaty southern man,
The skipper, like manure.
The senators scared of immigrants,
Took a three hour tour ... a three hour tour.

— Geddy Flea (@FleaGeddy) March 27, 2021

Sen. @tedcruz: "I'm down at the Texas border along with 18 senators. We made the trip to see the crisis that is playing out." pic.twitter.com/zxNA1lXA3m

— The Hill (@thehill) March 26, 2021

I’m Ted Cruz... be vewy vewy quiet... I’m on a secret mission to the border... for media attention. pic.twitter.com/5uMB2PPZdR

— Lorenzo (@Mile_Marker_0) March 26, 2021

How 'bout this?👇 pic.twitter.com/lbWhOLPJhN

— Ace Hanna is now George Kaplan (@GeorgeK80919736) March 27, 2021

"Hello Internet. I'm Ted Cruz. You may remember me as the guy that liked a pornographic tweet on my official Twitter account. I'm here on the banks of the Rio Grande today begging you to, once again, make me into a meme." pic.twitter.com/Qa9TgP9bQa

— Hobbes 🇺🇸 (@JohnQuinnPublic) March 26, 2021

Ted Cruz caught trying to sneak over the border to get to Cancun... pic.twitter.com/KOg7qwHlvR

— Amber (@AmberD1116) March 26, 2021

Ted got caught again, sneaking into Cancun. pic.twitter.com/zTkfOIA08I

— Michael Essentially (@Essentialworker) March 27, 2021

Ted Cruz isn’t at the border.. pass it on pic.twitter.com/Kuntx7Ism1

— StayAtHomeBrad (@brad_stay) March 26, 2021

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— Acyn (@Acyn) March 27, 2021

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— Acyn (@Acyn) March 27, 2021

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— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) March 27, 2021

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— Lauren "No, I am not high. I'm autistic" McCoy (@alissa914g) March 27, 2021

Raphael the Cuban...with a touch of Canada. pic.twitter.com/aQbBAA103U

— Garry K Stonebraker (@stonebraker74) March 27, 2021

Apparently Ted Cruz was "heckled by the cartels" down at the Mexican border.
Ted Cruz's mom weighs in: pic.twitter.com/scGRvw2f6I

— Matt Johnson (@HotPockets4All) March 26, 2021

THANK GOD YOU SURVIVED THE HECKLING! https://t.co/IT7vQdldWy

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) March 26, 2021

Later that night pic.twitter.com/wKLizBFEP8

— jeff heisler (@jrheisler) March 27, 2021

Ted Cruz, performing empathy for migrants after touring the border in a boat with machine guns, is pictured here with Anthony Aguero, a conspiracy theorist who broke into the Capitol during the Jan. 6 insurrection (per CNN) and who compares migrant families to "roaches." pic.twitter.com/fIEKpTcAAX

— Jean Guerrero (@jeanguerre) March 26, 2021

You either despise Ted Cruz, or you are Ted Cruz.

— Jack Cocchiarella 🏴‍☠️ (@JDCocchiarella) March 27, 2021

Oops. Did he just admit we don't need his stupid wall? https://t.co/7fQ3Nr52lD

— Khashoggi’s Ghost (@UROCKlive1) March 28, 2021