Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Trump: "Opening Up Rapidly & Pursuing It Strongly"


In Which President Dementia McBunkerbaby Describes 0.0005% Of A City As A "Vast, Major" Portion Trump Cures AIDS!!

0.0005% equals a group of 10 people in a crowd of 20,000, which is roughly the seating capacity of the Tulsa arena. (One million people have requested tickets (snort) for Saturday's MAGA rally, so we know it will be packed.)

Later on, when 10 people who attended the rally later die from COVID-19, will Trump say a "vast, major" portion of the crowd that came to hear him died?

Today


Yesterday


Congress Shall Make No Law ... Abridging ... The Right Of The People Peaceably To Assemble ... As Long As The People So Assembled Sign A Contract Forbidding Them (Or Their Estate) From Pursuing Legal Remedies Of Any Kind Against Donald Trump And/Or His Re-Election Campaign If They Become Ill Or Die From Attending Such Assembly ...


Another Day . . . A Few More Federal Crimes


The "J." Is For Genius

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