Thursday, February 17, 2022

Ted Cruz Claims That Executing Innocent People Leads To Lower Crime Rates

Ted Cruz wants to deny funding to all schools and daycare centers that comply with public health guidelines to prevent children from contracting and dying of COVID-19.

Cruz also tried to claim that "skyrocketing crime rates, homicide rates, burglary rates, carjacking rates" should be blamed on The Innocence Project, which uses DNA to free wrongfully-convicted prisoners before they are executed. The judicial nominee to whom Cruz spoke is Nina Morrison, the lead or co-counsel for The Innocence Project in cases that have freed more than 30 innocent people from prison and death row. 

Since Cruz believes that executing innocent people will lead to lower crime rates, I propose, in an effort to stop burglaries, that Ted Cruz be left to rot in prison for the rest of his life for a murder he did not commit.

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