tested by research: Florida Man, Banned From Twitter, Tries To Sneak Back With At Least 8 New Accounts(All 8 Were Zapped)

Donald, an obese septuagenarian from Florida, was banned by Twitter earlier this year. Desperate to inflict his delusional rants on the world and left with few options (besides the blog he started this week), he created at least eight new Twitter accounts in a pathetic attempt to evade his lifetime ban. His cunning plan did not work, of course. All eight accounts were shut down by the end of the day.

@DJTDesk

@DJTDesk45

@DeskofDJT

@DJTrumpDesk

@TheTrumpDesk

@TrumpReleases

@ftdodonaldtrump

@str8fromTRUMP

The tweets at each of these feeds were mostly copy-and-pasted from his blog.

But not all of them.

Disgraceful!
— From the Desk of Donald J. Trump (@DeskofDJT) May 5, 2021

Russian media isn’t happy. Go figure. https://t.co/ma49YY2uN2
— TG (@TG22110) May 5, 2021

Blog

"communications platform"😂 i like how you guys try to make it sound more impressive than an aol website
— Dad Jokes Panda (@TrashPandaFTW) May 4, 2021

Sooooo Donnie is launching a blog. Welcome to 1998.
— WhatIfBarackOrHillarySaidIt 💉😷🗳️ (@IfBarack) May 4, 2021

pic.twitter.com/ETlkS4eWr4
— Sue London (@londonsgirl) May 4, 2021

Trump’s “new communications platform” is a website that looks like it was designed by me in 15 minutes pic.twitter.com/1pVgz0XqdF
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 4, 2021

Let me guess Trump’s blog has a donation feature
— Erin Brockovich (@ErinBrockovich) May 4, 2021

Trump's new "blog" is all about the money. It even has the recurring donation box conveniently checked for you already. pic.twitter.com/nZGNNhMTAK
— Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) May 4, 2021

His livejournal is gonna be 🔥
— Jeremy W (@ex_fat_guy) May 5, 2021

One heartbreaking thing about Donald Trump's new rebirth on the internet - his hilariously-titled From The Desk of Donald J Trump blog - is how he's commissioned someone to make his thoughts still look like they are social media posts from all the platforms he's banned from. pic.twitter.com/2F9XbjlE9b
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) May 5, 2021

I just read this as “save america from the desk of donald j trump” pic.twitter.com/lQAYQ9jADQ
— Bo Urbon 🥃 (@DrRyeBourbonMD) May 4, 2021

lmao at the stock image of trump taking notes off an antique surveyor's map https://t.co/DQaVZiFlMF
— lvl 46 dog-faced pony potus (@thetomzone) May 4, 2021

From the Desk of Donald J. Trump ~
“Today I had my usual Big Mac for breakfast and then took my usual giant dump.
Then my army of maids came, hosed down everything, and took my bed sheets away to the incinerator.” pic.twitter.com/0W2EIbxiF7
— Paul (@PaulPaulj10) May 4, 2021

‘It’s a blog’: Trump mercilessly mocked for his new ‘Dollar Store Twitter’ platformhttps://t.co/xVtk5JK0F9
— Raw Story (@RawStory) May 4, 2021

Jimmy Kimmel mocks Trump's claim that his blog is a 'place to speak freely' — since people can't even comment on ithttps://t.co/GSWZlLugiv
— Raw Story (@RawStory) May 6, 2021

Trevor Noah mocks Trump's deeply embarrassing blog: “And not just that—he’s called the blog ‘From the Desk of Donald Trump’ when we know for a fact that he doesn’t spend any time there? You might as well call it ‘From the Juice Bar of Donald Trump.’’ https://t.co/UzQRrIh8EI
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) May 6, 2021

So blogging is back?
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) May 4, 2021

Yes!

Woo-hoo!!!

Cult

Organizer of the protest outside Facebook HQ in NYC today said that “Trump would make a good king,” and his “children and children’s children” should inherit the throne after him. pic.twitter.com/eXIzCPcPkt
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 5, 2021

Recent Bans

April 28, 2021: Roger Stone banned by Twitter.

Trump bro's aren't having a good day.

First the feds execute a search warrant on Rudy Giuliani's NYC apartment.

Then I just got this from Twitter. After getting kicked off Twitter, Roger Stone came back with this account. It is now suspended.😊 pic.twitter.com/OyVuSWbYN8
— LA Votes Blue In Georgia 🌊🌎💙 (@LALewman) April 28, 2021

May 5, 2021: Mike Lindell banned by Vimeo.

Vimeo boots Lindell: “Your account was terminated for violating Vimeo’s ToS... As the purpose of your account is to promote content from a banned user, it has been removed. We wish you the best of luck in finding a platform better suited to your needs.”https://t.co/QfFiBppQOm
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 5, 2021

May 5, 2021: Donald Trump's Facebook ban extended for six more months.

Facebook Oversight Board rules to keep Trump's account suspended but says the company must review its decision in 6 months https://t.co/UlVzv2c2Jk
— Insider (@thisisinsider) May 5, 2021

What The Fuck?

Lin Wood has spent the last half hour on Telegram claiming to be searching the White House for Joe Biden.

He finishes the story with the claim that he went into the Oval Office and found Donald Trump at the Resolute Desk.

This is delusion at a whole other level. pic.twitter.com/Cs6JYcZosY
— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) April 28, 2021