Breaking News: COVID-19 Has Tested Positive For Keith Richards

Breaking News:
COVID-19 has tested positive for Keith Richards. pic.twitter.com/f7AWLtDwKO

— Sir Hobby of Herts (@THE_SIR_HOBBY) April 12, 2020

Saw Keith Richards trending and assumed he had stopped COVID as it had just given up when it encountered him.

— Gareth is not going out (@GMLmusic) April 12, 2020

COVID-19 is afraid it might catch Keith Richards.

— So Socially Distant (@lyledal) April 17, 2020

I pity the coronavirus that enters Keith Richards’ bloodstream.

— Dave Ruske (@daveruske) April 12, 2020

This just in: Keith Richards has been exposed to the Coronavirus (COVID-19). The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days

— BirdGang (@GordonsWord) March 15, 2020

Keith Richards survived the Spanish Flu. He’ll survive Covid-19

— Gearis Herndon (@HerndonGearis) April 19, 2020

Keith Richards has already snorted Covid 19 said it tickled

— Sad Dave (@Sharkydave44) March 5, 2020

Keith Richards IS the vaccine to covid19 pic.twitter.com/w699Dvi2Iz

— Shannon H (@shannee_h) April 19, 2020

Charlie Watts said “fuck you I am not setting up my drum set for a 4 minute song. #TogetherAtHome

— Jayna (@jayna7278) April 19, 2020