Trump Calls For "Protests Against Stupidity", Whines That Public Health Policies Are Conspiracies Against Him, Brags About Not Using Teleprompters (While Standing In Front Of Two Teleprompters), States Biden Has PEDs Injected Into His Ass Before Speaking Publicly, Admits To Committing War Crimes in Syria, Says Elevators Are Operated By Magnets, And Wraps Up By Being Unable To Pronounce His Own Last Name And Referring To The Planet "Nars"

Trumpland Beliefs:
Joe Biden Is A Senile, Ineffectual Puppet Controlled By Shadowy Sources. . . . He Can Also Destroy God.

Where would God go? https://t.co/U91RKEQPsT

— Morgan Fairchild (@morgfair) September 20, 2020

what kind of shithole country gives a compromised Russian asset three Supreme Court picks

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 19, 2020

The Trump Superspreader Tour 2020 comes tonight to Fayetteville, North Carolina. Follow for a video thread. pic.twitter.com/VTg3KCEj31

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

This is an insane lie. He is a psychopath. https://t.co/46TOCJvQGn

— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) September 19, 2020

Trump begins by saying nice things about Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Trump's audience isn't thrilled about it but politely refrains from booing. But he immediately pivots to how he plans to quickly fill the seat, prompting huge applause & chants of "fill that seat" that he encourages. pic.twitter.com/AHyhtxN2Rx

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"We are going to call them protests against stupidity," Trump says of his superspreader rallies, without any sense of irony pic.twitter.com/0ttzSanX5O

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"You know what? On November 4th, [states with Democratic governors] are going to be opened up" -- Trump still thinks public health measures to slow spread of coronavirus are conspiracies against him pic.twitter.com/2ItU5VWkpj

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

Trump: We have plenty of time. There’s a lot of time. You’re talking about January 20th.
Crowd: *chants fill that seat* pic.twitter.com/xsTAYBLcyG

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 19, 2020

"Fill that seat!" is the hot new chant at the Trump rally. Trump says he'll announce RBG's replacement next week. pic.twitter.com/8WE75M4L3m

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

Trump starts to poll his audience about whether he should appoint a man or woman to replace RBG, but then gets distracted and moves on with his speech without ever following through pic.twitter.com/UCzGbvibC9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

The President polls the audience on whether it should be a woman or a man on The Supreme Court pic.twitter.com/13tUv2ind6

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 19, 2020

Trump: It will be a woman pic.twitter.com/UAdNGGDbN5

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 19, 2020

🤔 pic.twitter.com/dq4Ho1yYcX

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 19, 2020

At this point I'm expecting Ivanka to be the nominee. And that she'll be approved by the Republican Senators. pic.twitter.com/GLYpp9hfGB

— jettanderson (@jettanderson) September 19, 2020

Holy shit. Trump says that as a condition of TikTok's sale, he tried to shake down Oracle to put $5 billion into a fund "so we can educate people as to the real history of our country -- the real history, not the fake." pic.twitter.com/82CMVDeodF

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"We're gonna have a victory on November 3rd the likes of which you've never seen. Now we're counting on the federal court system to make it so we can actually have an evening where we know who wins" -- Trump 😳 pic.twitter.com/q5bfsJQb76

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

Trump goes on a chilling rant about how "we are building and we have built weapons the likes of which this world has never seen before." pic.twitter.com/GWnQApVGJD

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"I actually like women much more than I like men, I have to say" -- Trump on his rationale for replacing RBG with a woman pic.twitter.com/DHGDxs3Bqa

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

Trump having his supporters vote by yelling as to whether they'd rather see a woman or man replace RBG on SCOTUS is like a deleted scene from Idiocracy pic.twitter.com/lVbFqUNWL3

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

Here's 17 seconds of synapses randomly firing in Trump's brain pic.twitter.com/SZANsjOJNc

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"Barack Hussein Obama" -- drink! pic.twitter.com/tQHLJuK1uP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"Donald Prump" pic.twitter.com/WlaSE7qYXZ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

Trump says Churchill was brave because "he may have been drinking a little bit." pic.twitter.com/dIUz1GSRXW

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

Lol it’s actually unclear if Trump is aware that a “D” is not a good grade https://t.co/ZaqHzoB4PU

— John Haltiwanger (@jchaltiwanger) September 20, 2020

Trump: Hey you now have a president that doesn’t have to use a teleprompter pic.twitter.com/bSW8xfyN0a

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 19, 2020

Good god—there are two in this shot. pic.twitter.com/WnXQ0xthMb

— Kev (@Commercial4t) September 20, 2020

"When you test, then you have -- does this make sense? -- then you have cases" -- Trump still seems to think that coronavirus testing causing illness, which is batshit pic.twitter.com/nHxVv89Rb8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"You see what their approval rating has gone to? I think it's one of my greatest achievements" -- Trump says diminishing the credibility of the media is one of his top accomplishments pic.twitter.com/B4cNLtCc3z

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"Your love your president, and your president gets honored -- because I'm being not honored, you are being honored -- with the Nobel Peace Prize" -- Trump is now talking as though he has actually won a Nobel and not merely been nominated pic.twitter.com/dOCrg3uwJK

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"We actually used petroleum ... we don't like to have lots of open gaps, when the wind is not blowing" -- Trump on the energy sources he uses to watch television at the White House pic.twitter.com/EILnvpJUh9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"Nobel Preace Prize" pic.twitter.com/YYRiq3SdW9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

"They are a bunch of scoundrels. They hate it when I say it, but honestly, they are the enemy of the people." -- the president more or less incites violence against the media. nbd. pic.twitter.com/pyqVOwHvq8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

The President suggests his opponent will receive an injection of performance enhancing drugs “in the ass” before the debates pic.twitter.com/sXOGjrFltp

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 19, 2020

"They give [Biden] a big fat shot in the ass, and he comes out, and for two hours, he's better than ever before ... we are going to ask for a drug test. Both of us" -- Trump pushes ludicrous conspiracy theories about Biden's debate performances pic.twitter.com/4ZRsWbHm7l

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 19, 2020

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— fdtate (@fdtate) September 20, 2020

Trump's racist and hateful attacks on Elizabeth Warren and Mike Bloomberg are a reminder that he's an awful, awful person pic.twitter.com/9w426hpBhU

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"Remember when I said, 'Russia, if you're listening'... & then everybody laughed. They actually play it all the time... & they cut it off before the end... it was a joke" -- this is a brazen lie. Nobody laughed when Trump called on Russia to hack Clinton during a news conference pic.twitter.com/UUXU7AHRcJ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"We are taking school funds away from these crazy schools that are teaching horrible things. Bad things, actually. We will teach our children the truth about America: That we are the most exceptional nation on the face of the Earth & we are getting better every single day"- Trump pic.twitter.com/g8ii8UKZHS

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"They the hit the CNN reporter in the knee, he went down. Ali Velshi" -- for the second straight day Trump praises law enforcement for hitting @AliVelshi (who actually works for MSNBC) with a rubber bullet while he was covering protests in Minneapolis pic.twitter.com/cKlxjjF7hQ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

President Quid Pro Quo pic.twitter.com/DSH3eZ70h1

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"We had a great State of the Union, right? Dwigathere." pic.twitter.com/80DI7K7smZ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"I decided to keep the oil, we took the oil. We kept it" -- Trump brags out committing war crimes in Syria. nbd. pic.twitter.com/sCJNqxuIiM

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"He broke his leg and his arm, and he was all screwed up. And that was actually a good thing because it delayed the signing of that horrible deal" -- Trump gloats over @JohnKerry hurting himself in a bicycle accident while he was secretary of state pic.twitter.com/MRkms6KgDU

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"They oughta do some forest management, a little bit, maybe. It's ridiculous. The floors of the forest, it's got 20 years of leaves and trees that are dry as a bone." -- Trump on the West Coast wildfires pic.twitter.com/qug32uHwIe

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"The aircraft carriers that cost 10 times more than they should cost, and then they use, you know, the electric catapults. You've heard that, right? They don't want to use steam. Why? B/c it's too simple. B/c it works. B/c it's better ... Elevators that are operated by magnets." pic.twitter.com/AGG1jRUbFU

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

Trump's Fayetteville crowd is totally silent as he tells rambling, unending stories about Boeing and generals that call him "sir." Completely bonkers. pic.twitter.com/IEQE2qXTPi

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"He's from North Carolina and he's cheap as hell" -- Trump on his chief of staff, Mark Meadows pic.twitter.com/fGkZigVGPP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

Trump: Maybe I’ll sign an executive order, you can’t have him as your president pic.twitter.com/et3Y956a88

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 20, 2020

From The Man Who Insists On Making Mental Sharpness A Campaign Issue

Yikes. Trump really short-circuits when he tries to say "sanctity" pic.twitter.com/rtHUAPounw

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

"An astronaut on Nars" -- Trump is really struggling to get through the last part of his speech in Fayetteville, NC pic.twitter.com/kxx4EDWtWF

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

The President says the US will be the first country to put an astronaut on “Nars” pic.twitter.com/hWhVAsVKjU

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 20, 2020

After more than 90 minutes, Trump's speech is Fayetteville ends with "YMCA" -- a son about gay hookups -- playing him off the stage pic.twitter.com/Y3jdr1xpxw

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 20, 2020

You can see in the crowd shots that most folks in front of #Trump are not wearing masks. So yes, the ones behind him are told that they must wear them for the PR value. This is a recent development at his rallies. Yes, the Craig’s List ads are real too! I’ve seen them online! See

— Grammy Resists (@puppygrammy) September 20, 2020

Trump: If I lose to him... you will never see me again pic.twitter.com/Oye1s8tFrP

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 20, 2020

TRUMP: "If I lose to him, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I will never speak to you again. You'll never see me again."

— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) September 19, 2020

That will never happen. If Biden is President, Trump will be rage-tweeting 26 hours a day.