The "All Time Great Acting Ever At Any Position" Edition
"It was a Trump enemy statement": Trump's promotion of unproven and potentially dangerous hydroxychloroquine treatments now includes a bonkers conspiracy theory involving the FDA, NIH, and scientific reasoning in general https://t.co/PIB9irL37C— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
I asked Trump about the FDA warning against using hydroxychloroquine because of its serious side effects - and why he continues to promote the drug to the public when he is not a doctor and experts warn against it. His response: https://t.co/OgDzPLezpd— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 19, 2020
I stood next to an astronaut once, so I know how to fly a space shuttle. Anyone who doubts me is a hater.— Gonzo Strangelove (@GonzoStrangeluv) May 19, 2020
"It was a Trump enemy statement"— Uncle Jeff, Noble Laureate (@Undershafted) May 19, 2020
a totally normal person says this
Press Sec. Kayleigh McEnany: "If it were any other President of the United States, the media would take him at his word." pic.twitter.com/ra5TaJYZwL— The Hill (@thehill) May 19, 2020
I don't think she made the point she was trying to make.— Paul 👻 (@pablo_honey1) May 19, 2020
Trump Says He Won't Waste His Time Responding To Pelosi . . . Then, Two Hours Later . . .
The President says Nancy Pelosi is a sick woman and has mental problems pic.twitter.com/yOWwz77NIH— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 19, 2020
earlier today, when he was asked about Pelosi’s remark, he said he wasn’t going to bother responding. I was like, “Hm. Surprising but impressive. Wow.”— A.J. Delgado (@AJDelgado13) May 19, 2020
Two hours later: “She’s sick. She has mental problems.”#IShouldHaveKnown https://t.co/4hkgQRgHBA
So obvious he hates strong women who aren't afraid to stand up to him.— 🔯 Cathy Has Had Enough! 🆘 🔯 (@cathyhadenough) May 19, 2020
Pathetic. pic.twitter.com/JSFfmLMZko
— Khashoggi’s Ghost (@UROCKlive1) May 19, 2020
"I am a sick man and have mental problems."— Trumpy Trumpy (parody) (@outofcontroljb) May 19, 2020
Let me end the suspense. Trump’s called multiple women fat, slobs, pigs, dogs. He bragged about grabbing us by the pussy. He attacked female journalists and wishes we’d be more like a subservient 1950s housewife. So, yeah. When Pelosi calls him obese I find it f*cking hilarious. https://t.co/jlUwHkQmUw— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) May 19, 2020
Trump Defends The Second Amendment: "You'll Have Nobody Guarding Your Potatoes"
President Trump: "We're going after Virginia, with your crazy governor, we're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment. You know that, right? You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes." pic.twitter.com/b2u1f1FpgT— The Hill (@thehill) May 19, 2020
who will guard the potatoes?? the potatoes will, duh. does trump not know about the Battle of Idaho where Sgt. Scalloped bravely fought off the Marauding Au Gratins— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) May 19, 2020
(shut up I know it's dumb/fake but trump doesn't know that) pic.twitter.com/L8NSFaURQr
Virginia governor fires back at Trump: "I suggest you stop taking hydroxychloroquine" https://t.co/YlNarhq8DI pic.twitter.com/hsdZpTJp0W— The Hill (@thehill) May 19, 2020
Not even Mel Brooks in his prime could have written the lines for this presidency https://t.co/MlHVKDeMJk— Scott Kacsmar (@ScottKacsmar) May 19, 2020
I lived in Virginia for three decades and never knew that the Old Dominion has its hand on the cutoff valve for America's hash-brown pipeline.— Brian: Buildings, Cities, and the Past. (@Brian_C_Broadus) May 19, 2020
Trump + potatoes = Dick/Tater— ! (aka John Hall) (@Hallbowski23) May 19, 2020
Hey, the trafficking of illegal potatoes is no joke. Truth is, most of the growth in potatoes is underground.— Lisa Senecal (@lcsenecal) May 19, 2020
I hear potatoes have eyes everywhere .— Robert Pickett (@RobertP54523901) May 19, 2020
The Limited Edition Trump Coloring Book!
900 Sold In Only 5 Minutes!
From: Official Trump Campaign Store— Trump Fundraising Emails (@TrumpEmail) May 17, 2020
Subject: Get your Trump Coloring Book
Preheader: We’re almost sold out. pic.twitter.com/aoySKBiqeB
Trump campaign texts supporters a few min ago: “Pres Trump set aside a LIMITED EDITION TRUMP COLORING BOOK just for you, friend! 900 just sold in 5 minutes! Don't wait. Claim yours NOW”— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) May 19, 2020
Advance copy: pic.twitter.com/SinNPz7w3k— Mr. Fun Guy (@Mister_Fun_Guy) May 19, 2020
Comes with a box of 24 crayons... all orange.— ObiWanKenobleprize (@OKenosis) May 19, 2020
What about the limited edition Virginia potatoes? I mean., by the time they're mailed they'll have sprouted, but still.— 999Username000 (@OrionWinning) May 19, 2020
"We Have Battled The Invisible Enemy. It Is An Invisible Enemy. It's Tough.
But We're Going To Win And We're Going To Win Very Big." (The Daily Circus/ShitShow)
TRUMP: "We can never forget all of the people who have been left behind, that have died for some reason that should have never happened." pic.twitter.com/PjIChoEF8v— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
How many tens of billions of dollars has Trump forked over to placate American farmers who have been hurt by his trade wars/pandemic mismanagement? pic.twitter.com/EXVHQ9jRqc— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
It's businessperson open mic time at the White House pic.twitter.com/gi2jUpCky6— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
i'm not sure why Ivanka is here but here she is pic.twitter.com/1IDYVGEUxF— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Trump still hasn't figured out that the 1918 flu pandemic didn't happen in 1917 pic.twitter.com/aP3ZMNt6fd— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Trump is having one of his cabinet meetings where everyone gets a turn to kiss up. Here's Pence slathering praise on him for "unprecedented action" & having "no higher priority than the safety & security of the American people" (He also lies about Trump banning travel from China) pic.twitter.com/x98ytQjztu— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
The President introduces Ric Grenell as the “all time great acting ever at any position” pic.twitter.com/qdt4L8UgbS— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 19, 2020
Just what everyone was clamoring for -- more regulation cuts! pic.twitter.com/pfYwolnUEW— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Trump on Ben Carson: "I had to run against him and he was very tough. He was even tougher when he would run onto a stage holding a Bible up in the air. I said, 'that's tough to beat.'"— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Did that ... did that ever happen? pic.twitter.com/WhRKyhvIET
Mnuchin talks to Trump like he is a child; Trump inspects the card like a giddy child. https://t.co/LiTcdLw0X8— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) May 19, 2020
Acting HHS Secretary Chad Wolf is portraying a dip in unauthorized border crossings as a policy victory when I suspect it has more to do with America being ravaged by a deadly pandemic pic.twitter.com/A2wo0YK8Gy— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
he's so close to figuring it out pic.twitter.com/Q05YanqYvc— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Trump: Jared and his whole team of geniuses from Silicon Valley and other places came in and did an incredible job pic.twitter.com/vyjP9mGAtF— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 19, 2020
Question: Why haven’t you announced a plan to get 36 million Americans back to work— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 19, 2020
Trump: Ohh I think we’ve announced a plan. We’re opening up our country. Just a rude person you are. We’re opening up our country. We’re opening up real fast. pic.twitter.com/c6YJcWk3od
The reporter here is @PaulaReidCBS https://t.co/vjRr4p7H7Q— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Asked if he'll abide by Ford's policies and wear a mask when he visits a plant on Thursday, Trump says a bunch of words without answering the question pic.twitter.com/sLUM4p5on6— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Trump can't name a single thing he's doing to help minority communities but to cover for that he goes on an epic rant about a bunch of topics completely unrelated to the question he was asked pic.twitter.com/K5MaAoNhJq— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
"That was a false study done. Where they gave it very sick people. Extremely sick people. People that were ready to die. It was given by obviously not friends of the administration" -- Trump defends hydroxychloroquine by suggesting a study of VA patients was fruit of a conspiracy pic.twitter.com/a3neqa2U4y— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Here's Trump forgetting the name of hydroxychloroquine pic.twitter.com/VIsVzpBn9o— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
"What has been determined is it doesn't harm you" -- Trump lies about hydroxychloroquine, which can kill people who have heart conditions (Trump's own FDA has warned about this) pic.twitter.com/HkKT2rHNuc— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
He talks about everything like it's a television show getting ratings hype. The drug got "tremendous reviews" like it's a fantastic new Broadway show.— Occam's Razorback (@janeite1900) May 19, 2020
The 93,157 coronavirus deaths in the US are well over double the number in the second hardest-hit country (the UK with 35,341). The US is also 12th-worst in terms of deaths per one million people, behind countries like Iran and Brazil https://t.co/HSYWgfmdIK— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Hey, isn't this is the guy who said a few days ago that having a lot of confirmed cases was bad? Can't he at least try to keep his story straight?— John Piassek (@theyreoff) May 19, 2020
"Many Many Dachzas" & "Vegebles"
The President is having problems with his speech pic.twitter.com/UHadzbYQdJ— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 19, 2020
Not a side effect of the drug. He was already mentally incompetent.— me me and me (@memememe1927) May 19, 2020
"fresh vegebles" pic.twitter.com/hANr62mxPi— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Trump refers to Tulsi Gabbard as "Kelsey Gabbard" 😂 pic.twitter.com/qFEozV6kvy— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Here's a few Best Words from Trump's press conferences, along with the eight remaining matchups in our Trump's Best Word Bracket. Vote now! https://t.co/yMC1rXlHWx pic.twitter.com/rZ10k6T5KO— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 23, 2020
And ("MAGA Life Coach"?)
Today in Tweeted & Deleted: TPUSA’s Benny Johnson accuses Democratic governors of “ordering” another “holocaust” https://t.co/nLnMHNc9D4— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) May 20, 2020
Trump today admitted that he fired the State Department Inspector General because the Secretary of State asked him to amid an active investigation into said Secretary of State -- and it's barely a blip on the news radar https://t.co/lBQDAD0A6v— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
.@SenSherrodBrown: “Is it fair that our economy pays the essential workers so little in such work conditions?”— Alexander Nazaryan (@alexnazaryan) May 19, 2020
Mnuchin: “Some of those people are paid less than others.” pic.twitter.com/wDQhHmPM82
And some people buy a $32 million dollar apartment they never lived it so they can launder money and evade taxes while 'running' the treasury and pretending to review Minority and women PPP applicants. #oleaginous https://t.co/2nTtTl0R50 pic.twitter.com/iyKy4MK13h— Viki Reed (@vikireed) May 19, 2020
Fox News's Neil Cavuto still isn't having Trump's promotion of hydroxychloroquine: "The issue here is whether it's advisable to take to ward off Covid. No less than the FDA warned back on April 24 that hydroxychloroquine & chloroquine have not been shown to be safe & effective." pic.twitter.com/qX51B5m8Ct— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2020
Cavuto immediately follows up the President’s Hydroxychloroquine Pep Rally with the findings from studies that show the drug has not been effective pic.twitter.com/Tig9GHZ2Gg— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 19, 2020
MAGA life coach Brenden Dilley will not be wearing a mask because it's "better to be dead than a fucking dork." pic.twitter.com/QVgTgmdE1D— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May 19, 2020
Wait... HE thinks it’s the mask that would make HIM a dork? pic.twitter.com/7n2hDzVbQq— drsus (@drsus16) May 19, 2020
— BobbyShmegma (@StreetsAheadWV) May 19, 2020
— 🌊🇺🇸Lysol Injection🇺🇸🌊 (@choochbucket) May 19, 2020
— L Lew (@laurielew1966) May 19, 2020
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