Things are fantastic. Stop being such a whiny pussy.
Trump closes his speech in Lumberton, North Carolina, by proclaiming "we have made America safe again." About 1,000 Americans each day are currently dying because of a pandemic that's the greatest public health crisis in a century. pic.twitter.com/oo7w5iTsMe
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
Just a reminder that when there weren’t any plane crashes in 2017, Trump tried to take credit for them not falling out of the sky. https://t.co/ALJa55THQH https://t.co/HOVqLltf2D
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) October 24, 2020
The President is already suggesting he may cut his speech short because he doesn’t want the sun to turn him into a lobster pic.twitter.com/DiZVkY9SYT
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 24, 2020
Trump: "Remember when I first started campaigning, department stores, they wouldn't use the words 'Merry Christmas'? They'd say 'Happy New Year' ... And I said, they will soon start saying 'Merry Christmas' again. Now they're all saying 'Merry Christmas' again, right?" pic.twitter.com/82lkpwLvci
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
Trump goes on a weird aside about wealthy women who follow him everywhere -- "you have great women," he tells their husbands -- then abruptly transitions to talking (falsely) about how Mexico is paying for his border wall. pic.twitter.com/2IS4f9zH1R
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
The President claims people only say Mexico isn’t paying for the wall because it’s completed pic.twitter.com/ehPVxd4BEX
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 24, 2020
They've told him that it's built of the same stuff as his invisible planes. They show him video of mimes pretending to be stopped by the "wall".
— Mike ⚖️🍑 (@mike_shortjd) October 24, 2020
"We're rounding the turn. Our numbers are incredible." -- Trump declares the coronavirus pandemic almost over one day after the US set a record for new single-day infections pic.twitter.com/Sjc44UioIz
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
This is what is happening around the country as the president tells Americans that things are going "beautifully" and that the spike in cases is a non-issue. pic.twitter.com/RJCA2Hgm8y
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 24, 2020
The President continues his campaign to get people to ignore rising COVID cases by complaining about the coverage pic.twitter.com/d2iMLaaFOJ
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 24, 2020
"We're rounding the turn, we're rounding the corner, it's going away." https://t.co/nE09bLqwxu pic.twitter.com/A07CW3pERh
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 23, 2020
Trump claims that other countries have fewer coronavirus cases because they only test when "somebody comes into the hospital and throws up all over the floor." The ignorance is appalling. pic.twitter.com/TpcKCmE8yF
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
"If we tested half, cases would be half .... they want us to test, test, test" -- Trump suggests the US only does so much coronavirus testing because the media demands it pic.twitter.com/10UDkOqOTK
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
7+ months into the pandemic, Trump continues to say things like, "You know why we have cases? Because we test so much. And in many ways it's good, and in many ways it's foolish." pic.twitter.com/29HFBNW8ra
— The Recount (@therecount) October 24, 2020
"They call it 'corona.' It sounds like a beautiful seaside island in Italy. No, it's not 'corona.' It's called, 'the China plague.'" -- Trump pic.twitter.com/uNzc6YIcoP
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
"She's crazy as a bedbug" -- Trump on Nancy Pelosi pic.twitter.com/bikxwItRP9
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
Trump talks Adam Schiff, calls him "a perfect watermelon head."
— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) October 24, 2020
Trump laments the hand dealt him, says, "No president’s ever gone through this, no president, anybody else would have gone to a corner, sat down in the corner of a room, put their thumb in their mouth and said, 'Mommy, mommy take me home.'" (Reagan was shot, but I digress)
— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) October 24, 2020
Trump tries to stoke fear among white suburban voters, warning supporters in Pensacola, "And you know these radical crazy anarchists, you know the next thing they hit, they've said that they'd like to hit suburbia. With me, suburbia they won't even get close to your house."
— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) October 24, 2020
"I call 'em super-dupers" -- here's a supercut of Trump bragging about the military's "Hydrosonic" missiles.
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 24, 2020
("Hydrosonic" is a toothbrush brand; the word Trump is looking for is "hypersonic," but over a span of many months nobody has bothered correcting him.) pic.twitter.com/RXO3E2PHP3
Hydrosonic missiles are real... pic.twitter.com/yrtNixjtAa
— 🇲🇽EL ALTEÑO🇺🇸 (@zwiitt) October 24, 2020
For years our attempts at long-range plaque interdiction were halted by cavity defense shields. With our new Hydrosonic® missile inventory, four-star admirals will be able to maintain our dental hygiene from a world away.
— R. Tifou (@agentanaranjado) October 24, 2020
Of course this is the guy who thinks stealth bombers are actually invisible.
— Karen M (@KarenG141) October 24, 2020
.@AshleyRParker did a whole smart story delving into Trump’s lie that he got Veterans Choice passed. https://t.co/HbY9ckwfk7
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 24, 2020
At what point does it make sense to just retract the story completely? pic.twitter.com/4mspZpM2nP
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) October 23, 2020
The corrections all pointing to the many, many omissions of Republicans behaving badly is just fine with me. The NYT is about as liberal as Joe Biden. It is corporately owned - a piece of info that matters far more than many of its readers are comfortable acknowledging.
— CJ Paloma (@CJPaloma1) October 23, 2020
They do this all the time. Interview “undecided voters” without noting those voters’ ties to the GOP. Nobody who read the original piece will ever see the corrections. One almost thinks that’s on purpose.
— RudyandBoratduster (@Kroppduster) October 23, 2020
Is this what they meant by having a public editor? Just having Twitter point out all of their mistakes?
— Eric Baker - Black Lives Matter (@mouse_clicker) October 23, 2020
Reminds me of a recent NPR article about Massachusetts voters split on Covid response. They interviewed a MAGA guy in town from Florida.
— smiling real woman stock photo not fake (@skullASA) October 23, 2020
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