Sleepy Joe Is A Streetwalking Cheetah With A Heart Full Of Napalm

I've been reading a bit about this "Sleepy Joe" character. Man, he sounds like a fuckin' bad ass!

He's hiding out in his basement for now, but if he gets elected, he will magically transform into the universe's most powerful super-hero (or -villain). Sleepy Joe will be very busy, carrying out the agenda of "people that you've never heard of, people in the dark shadows, people that are controlling the streets". 

Not only will he destroy electricity, outlaw windows, and ban cows, he will "hurt God"! (I'm thinking of starting a petition to get that on pay-per-view.)

Sleepy Joe has his own version of "Marry, Fuck, Kill". It's called "Ban, Abolish, Destroy" and everything is in every category! Check it out!

He will:

kill your jobs,

eradicate the economy,

abolish police departments,

abolish prisons,

release criminals,

raise your taxes,

confiscate your guns,

end fracking, 

destroy your suburbs, 

bury everyone in regulations, 

drive God from the public square

abolish all religions,
shut all churches down, forever,

hurt the Bible,

hurt God,

abolish protections for pre-existing conditions,

destroy Social Security,
decimate Medicare,

dissolve your borders,

abolish immigration detention,

take "the wall" down,
outlaw windows,
get rid of cows,
ban school choice,
ban schools, 

no graduations, 

no weddings, 

no Thanksgiving, 

no Christmas, 

no Fourth of July, 

no future,

ban heating in the winter, 

outlaw air conditioning in the summer, 

destroy electricity,

demolish the American Dream,

destroy everything we love and cherish . . .

And that's just within his first 100 days!

No Future For You!