Saturday, June 20, 2020

Trump In Tulsa:
Admits He Ordered Testing To Be Slowed To Keep Case Totals Low
Calls Virus "Kung Flu" & Describes Its Effects As "The Sniffles"
Defends The Confederacy
Claims West Point Ramp Was Part Of "An Ice-Skating Rink"
Unable To Pronounce "Minneapolis" Or "Covid" Properly
Pats Himself On The Back For A Good Job, With 122,000+ Dead (So Far)
Refers To 2020 As "Two-Twenty"
Brags About Air Force One's New TVs
Rants About "Afterbirth" Abortions
Claims "Money Itself Will Be Worthless" If Biden Is Elected





HE ATTRACTS ONLY THE BEST VOTERS


COVIDIOT!


TRUMP LIES WITH AN UMBRELLA!


LIES ABOUT WHY ONE MILLION PEOPLE DID NOT ATTEND!



INVISIBLE PROTESTERS BLOCKING THE DOORS!


THE PARKING LOT IS LYING!


THE OUTDOOR STAGE IS LYING!


THE ARENA SEATS ARE LYING!


D-LIST TRUMPS LIE!


PENCE LIES!


TRUMP LIES!


WOMEN SCARE TRUMP!


OTHER LIES!


1 comment:

Paul Hickman said...

This Column was hilarious, disturbing, entertaining, sad, frightening & laughable all at once !!!

In the end you are just thankful that you are a long way from Oklahoma ......