LOL: Canada Refuses To Allow Mike Lindell (& A Truck Full Of Pillows And Bibles) Over The Border; Also: Minnesota Bank Closes Six Of Lindell's Accounts (Stating Its Public Reputation Is Harmed By Its Association With Him) And New Hampshire Says "Stay Away!"

UPDATEDER!: Lindell now claims he was making a joke about dropping pillows by helicopter. Hoo-kay, but the pillows-by-helicopter idea was still the least insane thing he has uttered since 2019.

Mike Lindell is saying he made up the preposterous story about tiny parachutes being attached to pillows to drop onto Canada, just to see if the media would print it. pic.twitter.com/9PnYfUKLe4

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 17, 2022

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UPDATE!: "The MyPillow Guy Is Seriously Planning to Drop Pillows From the Sky Over Canada"

Mike Lindell now has a backup plan to get free pillows to Canadian truckers: drop them from the sky via a helicopter. The pillow maven told The Daily Beast late Wednesday night that he intends to drop his pillows into Canada from a helicopter "with little parachutes" attached. . . . Asked where exactly he intended to drop the pillows, he said, "I can not give the location out, and it is no joke! I just confirmed with them [the helicopter company], and yes, this is the plan. We have the helicopter confirmed, but we are moving the time up to 11 am."

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lol

He can't do anything right!

AMERICAN SPIRIT 🇺🇸

Mike Lindell is sending a semi truck tomorrow morning to bring thousands of MyPillows & blankets to the Freedom Convoy‼️

Sends message to the patriots, “Don’t stop”! https://t.co/CD9Zg4lcX8 pic.twitter.com/ll4xxNEblx

— RSBN 🇺🇸 (@RSBNetwork) February 14, 2022

Mike Lindell is sending trucks with 10,000 pillows to support the freedom fighters up North!https://t.co/faQ7lHQppLpic.twitter.com/CGanvYm5wV

— Underground Truckroad Poso 🚛 (@JackPosobiec) February 16, 2022

Scoop: My Pillow CEO and staunch Donald Trump supporter Mike Lindell, as well as a truck full of “10,000 pillows,” were denied entry into Canada Tuesday evening while trying to join Ontario Freedom Convoy protesters to bring them "pillows and Bibles"https://t.co/6wfswACwgL

— Christopher Nardi (@ChrisGNardi) February 16, 2022

LOL. Lindell stopped at the border with his supply of "Pillows Versus Vaccinations" because he hadn't been vaccinated. https://t.co/4jtgLzbHkp

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) February 16, 2022

NH GOP Gov Chris Sununu on Mike Lindell’s upcoming trip to the state: “NH isn’t interested in debunked political conspiracy theories from some infomercial guy.”https://t.co/ekBxpQhIhC

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 16, 2022

The Minnesota Bank & Trust has informed seditious My Pillow fraud Mike Lindell that he’s a risk to their reputation and that his account will be terminated by Feb 18. Delicious.

— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) February 16, 2022

Bank calls Mike Lindell a ‘reputation risk’ and terminates his account https://t.co/it2xI54wLU

— #TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) February 15, 2022

BREAKING: Mike Lindell confirms his bank shut down six of his accounts... "The whole purpose is - they wanted to destroy our voice" pic.twitter.com/teDs7ly1nu

— RSBN 🇺🇸 (@RSBNetwork) February 15, 2022

JUST IN:

Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters was arrested this morning by the Grand Junction Police.

Prosecutors are investigating Peters as part of Mike Lindell’s cyber crime group that tried to break into the Mesa County election offices main computer system.

— THE SAD TRUTH (@SmnWeekly) February 8, 2022

BREAKING: Mike Lindell promises to overturn the #SuperBowl results by Sept., 2022

— Mike N. 🇺🇸 🌊 (@MikeyNog) February 14, 2022