Stung by crises, Trump searches for a reelection message https://t.co/qKsFj2QzOV— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 7, 2020
Twitter helped:That’s the ticket—a slogan—that’ll fix everything!!— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 8, 2020
I’ll start.
“Trump 2020: He may be a nutjob, but he’s OUR nutjob!”#TrumpSlogans https://t.co/ombtUbvLXe pic.twitter.com/qI3YQOhQji
Trump 2020: All Lies Matter.
Trump 2020: I Cannot Tell A Truth.
Trump 2020: What Else Do You Have Left To Lose?
Trump 2020: People Are Dying To Re-Elect Me.
Trump 2020: Creating Jobs By Killing Americans.
Trump 2020: Orange Is The New Twat.
Trump 2020: I Dry Hump Flags.
Trump 2020: Because We Haven't Had A Famine Yet.
Trump 2020: Come For The Lies, Stay For The Bleach.
Trump 2020: Come For The Mismanaged Pandemic, Stay For The Bunker Inspections.
Trump 2020: Come For The Ignorance, Stay For The Racism And Incompetence.
Trump 2020: If My Incoherence & Sheer Stupidity Doesn't Impress You, My Lying & Insults Will!
Trump 2020: He May Be A Malignant Narcissist, But Let's Not Forget That He Is Also A Moron.
Trump 2020: I May Be A Narcissist! But I'm Insane!
Trump 2020: No Responsibility. No Empathy. No Problem.
Trump 2020: Not Everyone Died.
Trump 2020: My Own Father Never Accepted Me. So Now Everyone Can Get Fucked.
Trump 2020: The Worst Has Yet To Come.
Trump 2020: We Still Have Two More Horsemen Of The Apocalypse To Go!
Trump 2020: Because The US Treasury Won't Empty Itself.
Trump 2020: You Drank The Kool-Aid In 2016. Drink The Bleach In 2020.
Trump 2020: The Quicker Fucker Upper.
Trump 2020: More Knee Less Breath.
Trump 2020: My Best Lies Still Days Ahead.
Trump 2020: Future Generations Won't Believe It.
Trump 2020: I Love The Poorly Educated.
Trump 2020: Because Obama Did _____________ .
Putin America First... #TrumpSlogans pic.twitter.com/oilaH0bddn— Peace Is Active (@peaceisactive) June 8, 2020
Fingers Crossed!
After a weekend of massive peaceful protests around the country, White House officials are currently deliberating a plan for President Trump to address the nation this week on issues related to race and national unity. https://t.co/i929SwbtAl— CNN (@CNN) June 8, 2020
Meanwhile, Trump's top advisers are baffled: How the hell is he not even more unpopular?
ReplyDeleteOr, as digby puts it: "Our guy screws up everything he touches and is clearly the worst president in American history, and yet he still has a shot! Is this a great country or what?"
You could ask why Dump would "risk" changing his slogan at this late stage ?
ReplyDeleteIt has taken many of his Death Cult members several years to read & comprehend those 4 lengthy & difficult words ....... even though one word was actually America !
Surely changing "words" now would leave them VERY short of time before the Election ?
They might vote without any understanding of Dump's vast Policy Platform - perish the thought !
"All Lies Matter" ftw.
ReplyDeleteI have to go with "Because We Haven't Had A Famine Yet".
ReplyDeleteI applaud the cleverness of "My Best Lies Still Days Ahead".
I preferred the simplicity of Not Everyone Died !
ReplyDeleteIt holds out hope of "completing the task" ......