Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Down In The Dumps

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet
A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.

Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany [New Hampshire]. ...

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole. ...

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there. ...

5 comments:

L-girl said...

Please tell me this is a joke. Please.

Kyle_From_Ottawa said...

I guess "gross" is an understatement.

G said...

It's amazing the lengths to which some pervs will go. Utterly amazing.

Didn't anyone ever introduce this guy to the Internet and its vast holdings of free porn?

Anonymous said...

it has to be a peda-poo fettish.

L-girl said...

I guess internet porn doesn't give him the full experience he obviously craves. [shudder]