Jim Jordan: Trump Will Announce 2024 Run "Any Day Now"; Then He Denies Saying It, Unaware Cameras And Recording Equipment Are Things That Exist

BREAKING: Jim Jordan told me tonight in Iowa that Trump will announce he’s running “any day now.” A big GOP operative in the state later announced to the crowd that Trump will travel here imminently. pic.twitter.com/T50ocfqnP5

— Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) September 3, 2021

Jordan spokesperson claiming the congressman didn’t say this: “Not true. Mr. Jordan did not say this.” https://t.co/sKS8lwknli

— Olivia Beavers (@Olivia_Beavers) September 3, 2021

Apparently Jim Jordan's spokesperson has claimed he did not tell me tonight that Trump is imminently announcing his run for 2024. We can't both be right. See for yourself, video coming tomorrow... stay tuned 🤠 pic.twitter.com/9vozlOsBxJ

— Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) September 3, 2021

Rep. Jordan didn’t count on @lawindsor having the receipts. pic.twitter.com/HFqw5kOa64 https://t.co/HFDYmiY9zn

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 3, 2021

Hmmm . . . so does this mean Trump is not going to be reinstated by the Supreme Court in January March August September (or November) (or early 2022)? . . . Interesting.

Trump has been banned from Twitter for nine months. In June, he deleted his personal blog after only 29 days because he could not stand being ridiculed for having so few readers. His pathological need to be the center of attention is one reason he would run, even though he doesn't actually want the job. the other reason would be that although he despises his supporters (in 2020, he said one "good thing" about COVID was he no longer had "to shake hands with these disgusting people"), he loves their money - and he's desperate to keep that particular grift going. (I'm sure he was thrilled pissant Gym Jordan leaked his big surprise.)

Plus: The shit is going to hit the fan (to some degree) regarding the January 6 insurrection and New York State prosecutors are moving ahead with the criminal indictment of the Trump Organization. If Trump can pretend he's campaigning, he can claim his mounting legal troubles are simply political persecution. It's worked for him before. He also knows (despite his #fakenews charades) the mainstream media, bored and annoyed with Biden, and unable to invent any sustainable controversies, will happily assist him (as it has dutifully done, to date) in his mission of dominating the news (and being the center of attention).

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