The Narcissists Hagiography, a thread
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
1. That didn't happen.
2. And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
3. And if it was, that's not a big deal.
4. And if it is, that's not my fault.
5. And if it was, I didn't mean it.
6. And if I did, you deserved it.
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1. That Didn't Happen https://t.co/9i6IF9OJ55
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
2. If It Did Happen, It Wasn't That Badhttps://t.co/ySBu6c39Cr
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
3. If It Was, It's Not That Big A Dealhttps://t.co/t1dXxqErjE
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
4. If It Is A Big Deal, It's Not My Fault https://t.co/3a6GD57wFZ
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
5. And If It Was My Fault, I Didn't Mean It https://t.co/AXA4v2MFJx
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
6. And If I Did, You Had It Coming https://t.co/t3KSYKh9PX
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
controlling power to heap abuse on the praetorian guard is historically a sound political move that never ends badly https://t.co/asWc8CcJ6Q
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 20, 2021
for what is the purpose of being rich without servants?
— Hot Dogs are Charcuterie Sandwiches (@ChefJoshWelton) May 18, 2021
there ought to be a lot of people thinking about what it means to fuck that hard with the people feeding them https://t.co/WJKuWxEDsT
He Was Very Worried About Joel Greenburg. (He Was Also Very Worried About
His Ex-Girlfriend And All Those Venmo Receipts He Moronically Did Not Bother
To Hide, Which Would Later Prove He Was Guilty Of Child Sex Trafficking And Statutory Rape.)
Gaetz: I’m not too worried about Joel Greenberg. Joel Greenberg is literally sitting in jail right now because he originally accused someone who was innocent of having had a relationship with a minor.. pic.twitter.com/6MuSsE0jfO
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 21, 2021
Breaking CNN: Federal authorities investigating alleged sex trafficking by Matt Gaetz have secured the cooperation of the congressman's ex-girlfriend, according to people familiar with the matter. https://t.co/jrI3ksB2xR
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 21, 2021
Reading the Matt Gaetz story and loving how lazy they got with the Venmo’s pic.twitter.com/WG5YtXYrm1
— Charles Mockler (@charlesmockler) May 15, 2021
Zalonka also features prominently in a tranche of Greenberg’s Venmo transactions, which include his payments to more than 40 women. Those women received hundreds of dollars at a time for memo items such as “salad,” “lemons,” and “ass,” https://t.co/mdtj6HatsI He's still married?
— CrystalWolfLady 😷 (@CWL97010129) May 15, 2021
(He's also focused on scandal - and he couldn't define socialism if you gave him three dictionaries.)Matt Gaetz on Newsmax: "I'm not focused on scandal. I'm focused on socialism." pic.twitter.com/FFCKTGRV3x
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 21, 2021
The Coyote never learned he wasn’t catching the Road Runner either. https://t.co/XanpIJ1Jt5
— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 21, 2021
Apparently this is Chinese anti-Biden propaganda, but it kinda just makes Biden seem metal af pic.twitter.com/C8q2abiARf
— Neoliberal 🌐 (@ne0liberal) May 21, 2021
A House GOP candidate in Wyoming says he impregnated a 14 y/o when he was 18.
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) May 21, 2021
“She was a little younger than me, so it's like the Romeo and Juliet story."https://t.co/KZNKD5TzH7
What Bouchard did was wrong. But what Bouchard and the baby’s mother did in choosing not to abort, especially given the circumstances, will earn them both a special smile from the Almighty. He’s the kind of man I want to see in Congress.
— Brent Bozell (@BrentBozell) May 21, 2021
Dude. She committed suicide. At 20. After he divorced her. After her family had her marry him at 15. (Which meant she couldn't testify against him, because of marital privilege.)
— Dean Gloster (@deangloster) May 22, 2021
He's a monster who illegally raped child and messed up her life.
And you, sir, support evil.
— Server (@Coolbeit) May 21, 2021
1. That didn't happen.
ReplyDelete2. And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
3. And if it was, that's not a big deal.
4. And if it is, that's not my fault.
5. And if it was, I didn't mean it.
6. And if I did, you deserved it.
This is similar to the blueprint for all forms of denial. Example:
Climate change doesn't exist. If it does exist, humans didn't cause it. If humans did cause it, it's not that big a deal. If it is a big deal, there's nothing we can do about it. If there is something we can do about it, it is too costly.