Did You Ask Bill Gates If You Could Do That?

Tucker Carlson, Fox, February 22, 2021:

The ability to work was once considered a human right, one of the most basic human rights, but then a lot of things were once considered basic human rights. Remember my body, my choice? You've heard people chant that for 50 years, as recently as 2019 Kamala Harris endorsed that idea. . . . [video clip of Harris] . . . Yeah, it's your body, it's your right, oh sorry, COVID, actually it's Bill Gates' body now. Bill Gates is not god, just a big shareholder in Microsoft, but since COVID, Bill Gates has gained extraordinary powers over what you can and cannot do to your own body. Bill Gates would like you to take the coronavirus vaccine.

There are about 7,850,000,000 people in the world - and the number is increasing all the time.

How can Bill Gates control all of those bodies? He must answer questions all day long! Even one question per person per day would be a lot!

And yet I have never sought Bill Gates's permission to do anything with my body. Is because I'm Canadian? Does Gates control only Americans or am I getting away with something?

Wait a minute.

I remember now. Tucker Carlson is a fucking dumbass clown who face always looks like he expected to fart and then he shit his pants. 

Carlson was sued for slander and his defense was "I am a joke who no one takes seriously". It's true. Fox's lawyers argued in court that no one in their right mind would ever think Carlson tells the truth.