Thursday, July 09, 2020

"Listen, I'm Telling You For The 0.01th Time!"

If those people had simply refused to be tested, they never would have gotten sick and died.

I eat 25,000 calories a day, but I'm in perfect shape, because I don't weigh myself.

Cover up the gas gauge readout on your car and you'll never have to refill the tank.

Once the police stop arresting people, crime will no longer exist.

If we get rid of all the world's thermometers, there will be very few hot days (if any) and climate change will not be an issue.

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How old are kids when they first realize that covering their eyes doesn't actually make their parents vanish? ... Donald Trump's brain stopped evolving one day before that.

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