The "Are You Tired Of Winning Yet?" Edition
Last Night: Just Gotta Tweet A Few Thoughts From My Sharp, Logical, Dementia-Free, Big A-Brain Before Bed
Just told that Fake News @CNN is falsely reporting that I was recently shouting at my campaign manager over made up nonsense. Actually, he is doing a great job, I never shouted at him (been with me for years, including the 2016 win), & have no intention to do so. Just FAKE NEWS!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
Lyin’ Brian Williams of MSDNC, a Concast Scam Company, wouldn’t know the truth if it was nailed to his wooden forehead. Remember when he lied about his bravery in a helicopter? Totally made up story. He’s a true dummy who was thrown off Network News like a dog. Stay tuned!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
I must admit that Lyin’ Brian Williams is, while dumber than hell, quite a bit smarter than Fake News @CNN “anchorman” Don Lemon, the “dumbest man on television”. Then you have Psycho Joe “What Ever Happened To Your Girlfriend?” Scarborough, another of the low I.Q. individuals!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
Does The Very Stable Genius Understand This Tweet Direct Contradicts Everything He's Been Saying For Weeks?
Despite reports to the contrary, Sweden is paying heavily for its decision not to lockdown. As of today, 2462 people have died there, a much higher number than the neighboring countries of Norway (207), Finland (206) or Denmark (443). The United States made the correct decision!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
Wow, where did Trump get all those statistics about Scandinavian coronavirus death tolls oh right from his television.— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) April 30, 2020
Left, CNN's New Day, 6:58 a.m.
Right, Trump, 7:45 a.m. pic.twitter.com/qkb2PLZA2N
But I thought CNN was fake news? π€— Courtney Anthony (@cjanthony99) April 30, 2020
So, he's saying lockdowns work? Hmm... π€— Me, Myself and Irony©®™ (@bubbz_daddy_jim) April 30, 2020
And also the “reports to the contrary” line....as if he’s not just lifting it from a report on television— Jacob Dietz (@realJacobDietz) April 30, 2020
Sometimes he is watching so much tv that he doesn’t even eat lunch!— madeline grayer (@madelinegrayer) April 30, 2020
No way Trump wrote that tweet.— Cy_Guy_Covfefe19 (@Cy_Guy) April 30, 2020
If the President wants to brag about being the “best”, it needs to be backed by data. I analyzed the US vs. the Top 5 countries (normalized per million people). If the US were as good as the best 5, there would be 54,318 less dead Americans ☹️.— Your Canadian Cousin (@your_cdn_cousin) April 29, 2020
Data: https://t.co/crHG6DqROR pic.twitter.com/ioqxuKMrbg
Up And At 'Em!
FAKE POLLING, just like 2016 (but worse)!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
Plus many! https://t.co/2oLoWclgOx— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
FAKE NEWS! https://t.co/Y8RwjmJ9D1— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
We can’t let the Fake News, and their partner, the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, get away with stealing the Election. They tried that in 2016. How did that work out?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2020
In the hour between 7:00 AM to 8:00 AM, Trump posted 39 times (5 tweets and 34 retweets).
In the last 13 minutes of the hour, he retweeted 17 times.
At 7:32, he retweeted three of his own tweets in a span of only 16 seconds.
Are You Ready For Star Time?
Trump claims his government's handling of the coronavirus has been "spectacular" pic.twitter.com/bHfzCIC5UL— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
.@Acosta: You say you had "broken tests" from Obama -- the coronavirus is a new virus, so how could the tests be broken?— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
TRUMP: "We have broken tests. We had tests that were obsolete. We had tests that didn't take care of people." (None of this makes sense.) pic.twitter.com/r7oobJNFU2
Trump on coronavirus: "We're the leader of the world. We've done better -- if you look at our deaths, if you look at mortality rates." (The US has more than twice as many coronavirus deaths than the number two country.) pic.twitter.com/mzYzzfHT30— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
The optics of this aren't wonderful pic.twitter.com/YHgWwDkHRj— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Look at the chyron at the bottom....it's like a toddler fantasizing about the gifts santa will bring for christmas.— MacKenzie #StayTheFHome πΊπΈπΏπ¦ (@run_mac_run) April 30, 2020
Trump's effort to blame Obama for broken coronavirus tests is complete nonsense, and today a reporter called him on it. But Trump was undeterred.— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
The exchange illustrated how impervious to correction the president's alternative reality can be. https://t.co/BTncOYuV95
Trump says outlandishly impeachable things on an almost daily basis at this point, and no one even pretends to care or think anything should be done about it. https://t.co/42tXEgRyJZ— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) April 29, 2020
Act Two
During somnambulant coronavirus speech at the White House, Trump takes credit for Veterans Choice legislation that was actually signed into law by President Obama in 2014 pic.twitter.com/Bgfa1e6UNz— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert Wilkie makes sure to begin his remarks with some Dear Leader-style praise of Trump pic.twitter.com/zC6UQhLVZA— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Trump repeats his now-standard lie that the US has done more coronavirus testing than all other countries combined pic.twitter.com/oxOfPCEneb— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
"Our death totals, our numbers per million people, are really very very strong" -- Trump pic.twitter.com/RXjCdljMu6— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
"We've had tremendous death, and tremendous sorrow, sadness, and nobody's ever seen anything like it, and so have most of the countries of the world. Think of that. Most of the countries. 184. You tell me. It's probably low right now."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
"Cast any dispersions" pic.twitter.com/JYnuVoQU0J— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Trump, asked about the Office of Director of National Intelligence statement that the virus was not manmade or genetically modified, asks who specifically made the statement. Told it was the office, he says cryptically, "Oh, he would know that, huh? National Intelligence."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
"I can't tell you that. I'm not allowed to tell you that." -- Trump is now pushing vague conspiracy theories about the origins of the coronavirus pic.twitter.com/XtYBlktUSk— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Ahem. https://t.co/I11F38VaZ6— Commit to Vote (and WASH YOUR HANDS) (@CommittoVote) April 30, 2020
Trump says they've done a great job on the pandemic response "other than at public relations."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
Trump: "The testing and the masks and all of the things, we've solved every problem. We solved it quickly." They were not quick on solving testing issues, and testing still isn't at the level many public health experts, governors and executives say it needs to be.— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
Asked if Kushner is conveying the right tone and message by pronouncing their pandemic response a great success story, Trump says, "He's saying the facts." He adds that Kushner is not talking about what he, Trump, talks about, "and that's death."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
"You're not only talking about coming in from a crime standpoint, you're talking about people coming in with not only the disease we are talking about so much lately, but other diseases" -- Trump on immigrants and sanctuary cities pic.twitter.com/n1skCkvArG— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
"That's a very, very dense area. People don't realize. New Jersey, believe it or not, is the single most dense area in the country. Who would think that?"— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
Trump is noncommittal on if he'll wear a mask during his upcoming trip to Arizona: "I will have to look at the climate." pic.twitter.com/11STWLYOwI— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Trump still hasn't figured out that the 1918 flu pandemic didn't happen in 1917 pic.twitter.com/7FQGlT9O9Z— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Trump concludes the press conference by suggesting his praise for China ended when the coronavirus hit the US, but that's not true. He was praising the Chinese govt on Twitter as recently as late March, before the search for a scapegoat began in earnest https://t.co/pIsNTgVFyi pic.twitter.com/XTbmpJHQdM— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
This tweet was posted just over a month ago. During his press conference today Trump came to the brink of accusing China of intentionally inflicting the coronavirus upon the United States. The need for a scapegoat is a hell of a drug. https://t.co/pIsNTgVFyi— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
It's Always All About Him
Trump got through one sentence of his script - "This afternoon I'll sign a proclamation declaring the month of May to be Older Americans Month" - before adding, "I don't know if I'm in that category. I have a feeling I am. But I feel good."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
TRUMP: "I don't think anybody could feel any worse than I do about all of the death and destruction that is so needless. Nobody ... Nobody is thinking about it more." (Trump spent last night and this morning posting angry tweets about the FBI.) pic.twitter.com/5NPFmoaWvj— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Trump: "Nobody's thinking about it more, nobody -- nobody has spent more time late in the evening thinking about what's happened to this country in a short period of time. But at the same time, we have to get our country open again."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 30, 2020
In a question about showing empathy, Trump claims he thinks about it more than anyone else...and after about 5 seconds, goes on about opening up the country very soon.— Art Martin (@gartmartin9) April 30, 2020
He can't even maintain a lie for more than a nanosecond.
The way he says the words “death” and “destruction” with such sadistic glee makes my flesh crawl.— Jacques Mahoffer⚜️ (@JMahoffer) April 30, 2020
"I know all about false accusations. I've been falsely charged numerous times" -- Trump on sexual misconduct allegation against Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/ACqEIJ6ztD— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
23. 23 times.— Stina Sternberg (@StinaSternberg) April 30, 2020
Flynn
Trump is already lying about the Michael Flynn revelations he’s been hyping on Twitter https://t.co/cnyt788opE— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
Trump claims the newly released Michael Flynn documents show that the FBI was "trying to force him to lie." They show no such thing -- all they show is that agents deliberated how aggressively to confront Flynn about contacts with Russia that he later lied about. pic.twitter.com/DR23F6WJql— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
After a reporter asks him if he'll consider bringing Michael Flynn back into his administration, Trump says, "nobody's asked me. You're asking me for the first time. I'd certainly consider it." (Trump has already been asked this question on camera at least twice in recent days.) pic.twitter.com/RPfDBkW8hm— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 30, 2020
The Leader Of The US Coronavirus Task Force Did Not Know He Should Wear A Mask During A Hospital Visit During A Pandemic (Yup, That's The Revised Lie He's Going With (And He Sent His Wife Out To Say It))
Karen Pence lying for her husband that he wasn't informed about Mayo Clinic's mask policy is just preposterous. Mayo tweeted that it informed Mike Pence prior to his visit but deleted it after being intimidated. Pence saw everyone around him wear one but was too arrogant to care.— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) April 30, 2020
Is Karen Pence a regular contributor to Fox News, or did she roll up and ask to speak to a manager when she heard people were being mean to her husband?— InMinivanHell (@inminivanhell) April 30, 2020
Thank you, Karen Pence! There is no possible way that Mike could have been aware of the Mayo Clinic’s mask wearing policy even though it was based on the guidelines he created. The fact that everyone there was wearing a mask probably just seemed weird to him.— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) April 30, 2020
This Is Reality Under Trump Rule: States, Having Been Abandoned By The Federal Government During A Worldwide Pandemic, Are Forced To Have Military Personnel Guard Essential And Life-Saving Medical Supplies In Hidden Locations Because They Fear (Justifiably) That Trump's Goons Will Steal Them
Maryland @GovLarryHogan on whether he was concerned that the federal government would seize the tests the state procured from South Korea. He says the tests are being guarded by the National Guard at an undisclosed location. https://t.co/uGcUi6U5rL pic.twitter.com/15BhHmLzql— Washington Post Live (@postlive) April 30, 2020
Our states have to post National Guard to protect themselves from the Federal government? Another #TrumpWin. Sadly, it’s a pattern. pic.twitter.com/eimbJz7WIx— Barbara Stiles (@Dovewoman1) April 30, 2020
Note: Black Americans Have Been Murdered By Police While Carrying Toy Guns
The president is encouraging this and there are still Democrats in DC who think this will be a normal election? pic.twitter.com/TiE9Q24K17— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 30, 2020
Multiple armed gunmen storm Michigan’s State House today. This is what happens when you elect an unhinged populist who panders to neo-Nazis and uses his bully pulpit to stir up social unrest. pic.twitter.com/JynDCGns10— Jelle Simons (@jelle_simons) April 30, 2020
Happy Anniversary!
Happy three-month anniversary to The-Coronavirus-will-“help-accelerate-the-return-of-jobs-to-North-America."— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) April 30, 2020
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Is It February Again?
REPORTER: Without a vaccine, why do you think the virus will just be gone?— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 29, 2020
TRUMP: "It's gonna go. It's gonna leave. It's gonna be gone. It's gonna be eradicated." pic.twitter.com/WdGkrVaAx7
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