You Are Wondering How Stupid People Can Be ... We May Have Reached The Bottom.

38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances" because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey.

Just to be abundantly clear: There is no link between the virus and the beer. https://t.co/xNUnkZvwtE

— CNN International (@cnni) February 28, 2020

5W Public Relations stated that 38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona "under any circumstances" because of the outbreak, and another 14% said they wouldn't order a Corona in public. The survey encompasses polling from 737 beer drinkers in the United States.

That's a small sample ... but 52% of those beer drinkers are (at the very least) suspicious. A majority!! ... Also, searches on Google last month for "corona beer virus" skyrocketed.

I'll bet some of those 14% are embarrassed to be seen ordering a Corona in public because it's a shitty beer. Anyway, that story had two good comments:

ActuallyARegular: "You know, Corona virus is fine, but it’s better with a slice of Lyme disease."

While the prevalence of those searches dropped in February, that 5W poll was announced today. (Also: Garth Brooks's shirt.)