After the U.S. military invaded Afghanistan to oust its Taliban rulers, authorities found a locker full of applications to join al Qaeda's holy war overseas. ...His application? This is hilarious!
"It was recovered by U.S. personnel in late 2001 after the United States began bombing Afghanistan," Justice Department lawyer Stephanie Pell said, referring to Padilla's alleged al Qaeda application.
She added it was found among 80 to 100 other mujahadeen (holy warrior) applications found in the country ...
Some comments from various DU posters:
Was there a resume attached?And:
Can you imagine what Al-Qaeda's human resources dept. is like?!?!
What's the new employee orientation like, for instance? Are they cube rats? Are they required to sit through productivity meetings?
Al Qaeda! "Ask Us About Our Comprehensive Benefits Package!"
How long before they are 100% vested in their employer match virgins? Do they have to belong for five years before they attain the full 72?
Their reference checks must be a hoot. "Yes, I am calling about Mr. Padilla's experience as a terrorist. He claims he worked for you in 2001 as supervisor of terrorists. Could you please verify that statement?"
Where would one even GET an application? Seriously, online? Mail-in? This is BEYOND stupid.
Oh My God how much more of this shit will Americans take -- "a locker full of applications to join al Qaeda's holy war"
They must think we are all completely retarded.
Prosecutors failed to produce al-Qaeda rejection letterThis is as silly as the news reports every three weeks or so stating the US has killed "Al-Qaeda's #3 man". ... Oooh, they switched it to #2 this time.
Dear Mr./Ms. PADILLA:
As you may know, we receive a large number of applicantions for the position of TERROR CELL MEMBER from qualified applicants all around the world. While we are currently pursuing other applicants for the position, we were impressed by your qualifications and drive. We will hold your application for six months, and contact you should a new position open up.
Thank you for your interest in al-Qaeda,
Coordinator, Human Resources