Sponge-Worthy

Jordan Uffer, 7th-grade Class President, James A. Farley Middle School, Stony Point, NY, who organized "SpongeBob Support Day" on Friday:

He's a cartoon. I felt there was no reason for them to say that he was homosexual, and there isn't a real difference between gay people and not-gay people. We're all human beings.

Classmate Trevor Wargo added: "You're not going to grow up to be gay because you watched a television show. That's absurd."

Someone break the bad news to SpongeDob StickyPants.