Wednesday, August 05, 2020

Pete Hamill: The New Yorker We've Lost


The New York We've Lost
Pete Hamill, New York Magazine, December 21-28, 1987
Once there was another city here, and now it is gone. There are almost no traces of it anymore, but millions of us know it existed, because we lived in it: the Lost City of New York.

It was a city, as John Cheever once wrote, that "was still filled with a river light, when you heard the Benny Goodman quartets from a radio in the corner stationery store, and when almost everybody wore a hat." In that city, the taxicabs were all Checkers, with ample room for your legs, and the drivers knew where Grand Central was and always helped with the luggage. In that city, there were apartments with three bedrooms and views of the river. You hurried across the street and your girl was waiting for you under the Biltmore clock, with snow melting in her hair. Cars never double-parked. Shop doors weren't locked in the daytime. Bus drivers still made change. All over town, cops walked the beat and everyone knew their names. In that city, you did not smoke on the subway. You wore galoshes in the rain. Waitresses called you honey. You slept with windows open to the summer night.

That New York is gone now, hammered into dust by time, progress, accident, and greed. Yes, most of us distrust the memory of how we lived here, not so very long ago. Nostalgia is a treacherous emotion, at once a curse against the present and an admission of permanent resentment, never to be wholly trusted. For many of us, looking back is simply too painful; we must confront the unanswerable question of how we let it all happen, how the Lost City was lost. And so most of us have trained ourselves to forget. And then suddenly, you hear a certain piece of music and you are once again at the bar of the Five Spot on St. Marks Place. You are listening to Monk, of course, and working hard at being hip. On another afternoon, you see the slanting yellow light on 125th Street, and abruptly you are again leaving Frank's restaurant in the early sixties after lunch with a politician and you walk down to Michaux's bookstore to find that rare poem by Countee Cullen or read the news from Africa. You flick on the television set late on an exhausting night, and in the silvery images of some forgotten forties movie, you glimpse the Brevoort Hotel on Fifth Avenue and 8th Street and then you are at one of its sidewalk tables again with an impossibly beautiful girl on a cloudless summer afternoon. All the wars are over, you have an entire $30 in your pocket, and the whole goddamned world seems perfect. Who then resident in the Lost City could dare imagine a day when the Brevoort would be gone, along with the Five Spot and Monk, Frank's and Michaux's, and even that impossibly beautiful girl?

In the cross-cutting of memory, the Brevoort leads you down 8th Street when it was the splendid Main Street of the Village. You have come up out of the subway from Brooklyn or Queens or the Bronx and are engulfed by swarming crowds, lining up for Bergman or Fellini at the 8th Street or the Art, and the very air seems thick with sensuality. Old guys are selling lemon ices from carts. There's a Bungalow Bar truck down at the corner. Music is playing from upstairs apartments in this year before air-conditioning silenced the New York night: Symphony Sid or Jazzbo Collins, Alan Freed or Murray Kaufman (Mee-a-zurry, Mee-a-zurray, all through the night) … even, in memory, Jack Lacy on WINS before it became an all-news station (Listen to Lacy, a guy with a style, of spinning a disk with finesse, yes, yes). If it's warm enough, and the right year, you can hear the ball games too: Ernie Harwell and Russ Hodges bringing us the Giants (with Frankie Frisch the Fordham Flash on the post-game show), or Red Barber and Connie Desmond with the Dodgers, or hear the simulated crack of a bat and the simulated roar of a crowd, and Today's baseball, with Bert Lee and Marty Glickman, and the absent Ward Wilson, who is ailing… . Ward Wilson was always absent. Ward Wilson was always ailing. And nobody listened to the Yankees.

Across the street is Hans Hofmann's art school, in the building that used to be the Whitney Museum. Upstairs, you can see the backs of stretched canvases, the faces of people talking passionately about space and gesture, oblivious to the dense space and extravagant gestures of the street below them, but subliminally driven by its energy. There, wandering up from MacDougal Street: That's Joe Gould, who has translated Rimbaud into the language of seagulls and is writing the oral history of the world. You run into Hans Hess, the great émigré typographer from Huxley House, and he once more insists upon the obvious superiority of Caslon over Garamond, "except, of course, in boldface." Then you wander into the pulsing heart of the great crowded street: the Eighth Street Bookshop.

All here is intimidation, if you are young and recently arrived in the Village: Kafka and Brecht, Artaud and Ionesco glower from book jackets; the clerks look through you; Eli Willentz, the owner, sighs when you mispronounce a writer's name. But look: There is James Baldwin, home from Europe, talking near the counter to Eli—a man like any man, not a statue in the park; Robert Creeley is in from Black Mountain College; the small, dark man looking at the book of drawings by Heinrich Kley is Alfred Andriola, whodraws "Kerry Drake" in the Mirror; the thick-bodied man with the face of a disappointed stevedore is Franz Kline; and walking past the store, waving diffidently, is Harold Rosenberg. To make this a perfect New York evening, the next strolling New Yorker would have to be Sal Maglie.

They're all gone now. A Nathan's opened on the corner and the Eighth Street Bookshop closed and the street changed and everybody went away or died. They became part of the Lost City, along with the San Remo, where Maxwell Bodenheim wrote poems for bar change before he got himself murdered; the Rienzi; the Fat Black Pussy Cat; and the old Figaro, where the most beautiful waitresses worked and you read for hours over coffee or listened to old men with Austrian accents argue about Wittgenstein at the next table, without being pried from the chair. Maybe we broke them; we had no money then, and the owners didn't seem to care. Maybe the old refugees from Hitler made too much money and moved uptown; maybe the cops made life impossible; maybe the places just wore out. What matters is this: They are gone.

As are so many other things. No young New Yorker can ever go on a summer evening with a girl to listen to free concerts under the stars at Lewisohn Stadium. The young will not pay a dime to ride down Fifth Avenue in a double-decker bus (killed in '53) or race up Third Avenue on the el, gazing into living rooms out of John Sloan or Edward Hopper, propelled above Clarke's and Original Joe's and Manny Wolf's and the High Hat. Once, King Kong himself had assaulted the el and it had survived, with its rusting potbellied stoves in the waiting rooms. But in 1955, the last great el in Manhattan (there were others on Second Avenue, Sixth Avenue, Ninth Avenue) was torn down, vanishing into the Lost City, to be replaced with still another bland arroyo of steel and glass.

On the most basic level, of course, these were simply means of transportation. When better methods were invented, they were replaced. But alas, the double-decker buses were more than just a means of moving people uptown or down; they were also a ride, adding an element of play to the task of going to work. And the el was more than a people-hauling machine; it was at once monument, curse, shelter, frontier, and a roaring example of energy made visible.

Perhaps most stupid of all the stupidities inflicted upon the city in the years after the war was the destruction of the trolley-car system. Every time I see a groaning bus coughing fumes as it lumbers across three traffic lanes, I long for the trolley cars. They were electric and therefore didn't poison the air. They ran on steel tracks and so were unable to bully their way across other traffic; at the same time, they helped police that traffic, preventing by their implacable presence the infuriating double-and triple-parking that today clots so many of our streets. Some trolleys were chunky, square, steel-and-wood affairs that looked like the Toonerville Trolley in the comics; their geriatric cousins still live in San Francisco and New Orleans. Others were able to remove their side panels in the summertime. The newest ones were sleek and "streamlined." And they seemed to go everywhere. Within the limits of my own Brooklyn hamlet, we had eleven separate lines: on Flatbush Avenue, Union Street, Bergen Street, Vanderbilt Avenue, Church Avenue, 9th Street, 15th Street, Fifth Avenue, Seventh Avenue, McDonald Avenue, and, most gloriously, on Coney Island Avenue. The last was "streamlined," all silver and green, and it carried us from Bartel-Pritchard Square all the way to Coney Island, past row houses and strange chalky neighborhoods, through the last of the Brooklyn vegetable farms and then into an immense brightness, the sudden odor of the sea air and the beach beyond. No wonder that lost baseball team was once called the Trolley Dodgers. No wonder nobody I knew drove a car.

Coney Island is still there, of course. But in the summertime now, the girls don't dance beside the pool at Oceantide or pick up boys at Raven Hall. There is no line at Mary's Sandwich Shop. Nobody is at the bar at Scoville's, where my father and his friends did their drinking, or at McCabe's, where the younger crowd did theirs. Nobody listens to bands at Feltman's. You hear no laughter at Steeplechase the Funny Place, nor will you see sailors and squealing girls strapped together into the parachute ride. They're all dead or gone.

I remember being in Coney Island the day that Luna Park burned to the ground. The year was 1944. I was a boy. But there was a sudden stirring on the beach, a movement away from the surf to the boardwalk, and then great clouds of black smoke piling into the cobalt sky. You could hear voices: Luna Park's on fire. People were running then, and we could hear the sirens of the Fire Department and saw high arcs of water rising in a beautiful way and falling into the flames. Reporters were there and photographers with Speed Graphics, all of them wearing hats with press cards stuck in the rims, just as they did in the movies. We watched for hours, drawn as New Yorkers always are to the unity of disaster, and saw the rides and buildings collapse into black, wet rubble until there was no more Luna Park. The next day, we read all about it in the newspapers, and I felt for the first time that peculiar New York sensation: Something that was once in the world is now gone forever.

There is a photograph by Weegee, taken on V-E Day, 1945, that shows a man working at a newsstand. We can see three daily newspapers: the Journal-American, the World-Telegram, and PM; the magazines are Liberty, Air News, Argosy, Song Parade, American, Judy's, Crack Detective, Phantom Detective, Cartoon Digest, American Astrology, White's Radio, Magazine Digest, Popular Science, Mechanix Illustrated, Die Hausfrau, and Die Welt (must've been a Yorkville newsstand). We cannot see some other New York dailies that were publishing that year: the Herald Tribune and the Mirror, and in the outer boroughs, the Brooklyn Eagle, the Brooklyn Times-Union, the Bronx Home-News, the Long Island Press, the Long Island Star-Journal. They are now all dead, as is every other publication on that newsstand except Popular Science and American Astrology. It's one of the saddest photographs I've ever seen.


Around the time the newspapers began to die, the older New York started giving way to the new. Television was changing everything. Within a decade of its triumph in the mid-fifties, it killed the nightclubs and supper clubs: the Latin Quarter, the Stork, El Morocco, the Copa, Billy Rose's Diamond Horseshoe, the Astor Roof, Ben Maksik's out in Queens, the Elegante in Brooklyn (where I once saw a smashed Judy Garland perform for a roomful of gangsters), the Château Madrid, Sammy's Bowery Follies (which biographer Herbert Lottman tells us Albert Camus enjoyed so much, on his only trip to New York, that he had A. J. Liebling take him back twice), Nick's in the Village, Tony Pastor's, all the West 4th Street strip joints like the Heat Wave (run by Tony Bender), to mention only a few. Lindy's, made famous by Damon Runyon, wasn't a nightclub, but it was a night place, full of columnists (the old three-dotters), press agents, gangsters, and show-business people, and it survived into the sixties. For a while near the end, I worked for the Post outside the place in a radio car with photographer Artie Pomerantz and once saw Walter Winchell do a tap dance on the sidewalk. The old bebop palaces on 52nd Street turned into strip joints (Ah, Lily St Cyr! O, Winnie Garrett! And where is Evelyn West and her Treasure Chest?) and then fell before the developers. Bill Miller's Riviera, across the North River under the George Washington Bridge. Even Birdland closed. Many of these places were velvet-roped dives, run by wiseguy veterans of the Prohibition wars; to drop into the Copa upon a winter's eve was to risk an arrest for consorting. Some peddled junk and women; a few provided floating crap games in nearby hotels; they clipped customers, abused or exploited too many of the performers. But they had energy and color and a certain brutal style, and when they vanished, something went out of New York.

But television didn't just shutter nightclubs. The movie houses began closing, too. In my neighborhood, we had the RKO Prospect, the Venus, the Globe, the 16th Street, the Sanders, the Avon, and the Minerva: all gone. In downtown Brooklyn, the RKO Albee died along with the Fox (where Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens and the Bopper played in the big rock-and-roll shows), the Brooklyn Paramount and the Duffield and the Terminal up on Fourth Avenue, beside the Long Island Rail Road, where you could see three movies for a half-dollar. Wandering through the souk of the Lower East Side, you could find the Palestine, the Florence, the Ruby, and the Windsor (among many others, most of which were nicknamed The Itch); they, too, died, driven into the Lost City with the great Yiddish theaters: the Grand, the Orpheum, the Yiddish Arts. Out in Queens, around 165th Street, the Loew's Valencia closed, along with the Alden, the Merrick, the Jamaica, the Savoy, and the Hillside. On East 14th Street in Manhattan, there was a place called the Jefferson, where we went to see the Spanish movies and vaudeville acts, improbably trying to learn the language from Pedro Infante and Jorge Negrete, lusting for Sarita Montiel, laughing at the comedy of Johnny El Men, while ice-cream vendors worked the aisles. Gone. In Times Square, the Capitol disappeared, the Roxy, the Criterion, the Strand. The Laffmovie on 42nd Street played comedies all day long, but now, where Laurel and Hardy once tried to deliver Christmas trees, the movies are about ripped flesh. Who now can verify the existence of the old Pike's Opera House on 23rd Street and Eighth Avenue (converted first to vaudeville and then to movies after the Metropolitan Opera established itself at 39th Street and Broadway)? It was torn down to make way for the ILGWU houses, thus eradicating the building where Jay Gould once had his office and where Fred Astaire learned to dance. And most astonishing and final of all, the Paramount itself was murdered in its sleep.

None of this was new. In Nathan Silver's elegiac 1967 book, Lost New York, we can see photographs of many of the vanished ornaments of our city: the beautiful Produce Exchange at Beaver and Bowling Green, destroyed in the mid-fifties; the three Brokaw mansions at 79th and Fifth, two of which were smashed into rubble in 1965, to be replaced by an ugly high rise; Rhinelander Gardens on 11th Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues, with their cast-iron filigreed balconies and deep front gardens, demolished in the late fifties; the splendid Studio Building at 51-55 West 10th Street, designed by Richard Morris Hunt, inhabited by a string of artists, including John La Farge and Winslow Homer, until it was demolished in 1954; the elegant, high-ceilinged cast-iron buildings on Worth Street between Church and Broadway, torn down in 1963 to make way for a parking lot; the old Ziegfeld Theater at 54th and Sixth; the Astor Hotel on Broadway between 44th and 45th; dozens of others. A city is always more than its architecture, but to destroy the past that is expressed by enduring architecture is an assault on history itself. Growing up here, you learned one bitter lesson: Whenever something was destroyed for the crime of being old, what replaced it was infinitely worse.

All along, there were complaints from architects, historians, and a few concerned citizens about this municipal vandalism. Usually, they were dismissed as the sentimentalities of cranks. But after a group of dreadful men ordered the destruction of Pennsylvania Station in 1963 to make way for the equally dreadful new Madison Square Garden (they subsequently brought their gift for ruin to the railroad itself), there was a widespread sense of horror and fury. Outraged citizens fought for and won the establishment of a Landmarks Preservation Commission. Many buildings have been saved, including Grand Central Terminal and Radio City Music Hall. But when it was decided to slam the Marriott Marquis Hotel into Times Square a few years ago, it was still impossible to save the Astor theater (opened in 1906), the Bijou (1917), the Gaiety/Victoria (1909), the Helen Hayes (1911), and, most heartbreaking of all, the Morosco, which had survived wars, depression, and turkeys since 1917. They're gone. Forever.

But listen: Someone out in the street is playing an old tune. We are in a white, silent house in Gramercy Park in winter or out upon the granite cliffs of Fort Hamilton. Snow is falling. It is almost midnight. Listen: It's the sound of an organ-grinder. And if you surrender to the sound, you can go back… . You can still call down to a neighbor through the dumbwaiter shaft. You can go to Grand Central and pick up the 20th Century Limited for Chicago on Track 34. You can sip coffee at the Cafe Royal on 12th Street at Second Avenue and listen to the sound of Yiddish. You can celebrate St. Patrick's Day at Moskowitz & Lupowitz. You can gaze up at the Stuyvesant building at 142 East 18th Street and know that here Richard Widmark kicked that old lady down the stairs. You can go to a rent party on a Saturday night and then go to Minton's Playhouse and hear Art Tatum. You can shop at the Hester Street market or at Wanamaker's, at Namm's or Loeser's or Mays or Martin's in Brooklyn, at Gertz in Jamaica, at Best and Company or Ohrbach's, at Masters or Korvette's. You can still go to Gimbel's. If you are poor, you can go to S. Klein on Union Square and battle for bargains with the toughest women in the history of New York.

If it's very late and you are hungry, you can take a cab to the Belmont Cafeteria downtown or the Garfield on Flatbush Avenue. Better: Wait till tomorrow; there's a 99-cent hot lunch at the Tip Toe Inn on 86th and Broadway. Have the brisket and then drop a nickel in the subway and go downtown and take a walk. The old socialists are still discussing the imminent collapse of capitalism with the writers from the Forvetz at the Garden Cafeteria. In Union Square, they are arguing about surplus value, the Spanish Republic, and the true meaning of Marx's Grundriss.

Or wander through midtown. That's Frankie Carbo, the gangster, at the bar of the Neutral Corner, up the block from Stillman's Gym, and if you don't like his company, and you've already seen the fighters work out at Stillman's, you can go up to Harry Wiley's in Harlem and catch Sugar Ray Robinson or go down to 14th Street, where Cus D'Amato has a kid named Patterson in the Gramercy Gym. You can get into a big old Packard, as I did with my father and his friends once during the war, and ride out to the Gym at Georgia and Livonia in Brownsville, where Bummy Davis trained under the agate eyes of the hoods from Murder Incorporated. You can see fights at the St. Nicholas Arena on West 66th Street, at the Eastern Parkway Arena, the Ridgewood Grove, the Coney Island Velodrome, Fort Hamilton Arena, the Broadway Arena, the Star Casino in the Bronx, or the Jamaica Arena. Or if it's a Friday night, you can go through the lobby of the old Garden at Eighth Avenue and 50th Street, past the detectives and the wiseguys and the fight managers, past the bronze statue of Joe Gans, and into the great smoky arena.

In the Lost City of New York, the subway will be a nickel forever, and if you fall asleep and travel to the end of the line, you will still have your wallet and your life. In the Lost City, you can still go to Dexter Park on Eldert's Lane on the Brooklyn-Queens border and see the amazing players from the Negro Leagues, maybe even Josh Gibson, who once hit a ball out of there that traveled more than 600 feet; you can see the Bushwicks play baseball, hoping for a call from Branch Rickey; you can watch the House of David baseball team and the best of the immigrant soccer teams. We still have the Polo Grounds. We still have Ebbets Field. We still have Willie Mays.

If it's a sultry August evening, you will be able to hurry down to Sheepshead Bay and step up to the Clam Bar at Lundy's. Or you can drive out to Rockaway, get on the rides at Playland, drink cold beer and eat pig's feet at Fennessey's, Gildea's, or Sligo House, McGuire's or the Breakers, and look at the girls outside Curly's Hotel at 116th and the ocean.

If that is too long a journey, you can ride one of the many ferries that cross the Hudson each day to Jersey. You can swim in the rivers without fear of disease, and even swim at night with the seals in the Prospect Park Zoo. You can trust the oysters from Long Island Sound. You can spend an entire Saturday among the used bookshops along Fourth Avenue. You can watch seaplanes flying down the East River, dipping elegantly under the bridges and out to the vast harbor. Listen: You might even hear the Pan Am Clipper leaving from Floyd Bennett for Lisbon.

The Lost City is full of forgotten common and proper nouns: Red Devil paint, Cat's Paw soles and heels, Griffin All-Black might still exist, but I don't see them anymore. Nor do I see beers called Trommers White Label, Ruppert's, and Rheingold, candies called Sky Bars, Houten's, and B-B Bats. And for young men going out on dates, a repulsively flavored package of licorice microchips called Sen-Sen that is guaranteed to keep your breath sweet while kissing. In some lost year, Junior Persico is in Rosie's Royal Tailors next to the 72nd Precinct in Brooklyn, being measured for pants with a three-inch rise, pistol pockets, saddle stitching, a balloon knee, and a thirteen peg. He will walk home looking like an Arabian prince.

Meanwhile, the eternal New York war against the cockroach is being waged with J-O Paste and Flit. The men are smoking Fatimas and Wings. In the candy stores, they are selling loosies (2 cents apiece, two for 3), mel-o-rolls, Nibs, hard car'mels, Bonomo Turkish taffy, long pretzels, Mission Bell grape and Frank's orange soda, twists, egg creams, lime rickeys, and a nice 2-cents plain. Everybody knows what a skate key is and what it means when your wheels get "skellies." A pound of butter is carved from wooden tubs. Here, your only jewelry is a code-o-graph or a whistling ring. And here you always have spaldeens. An endless supply. Pink and fresh and beautiful. Spaldeens: made no longer by the A. G. Spalding Company; street kids now would rather smoke crack than hit a ball three sewers. But we still have them here in the Lost City. Spaldeens: traveling high into the sky of a thousand neighborhoods in the game called stickball. The game is almost never played anymore, except by aging men. In the Lost City of New York, we will play it forever.

In this New York, you can still wander through the stalls of the Washington Market. You can get your hair cut for a quarter at the barber schools on Third Avenue and the Bowery. You can watch the leather-workers ply their trade at the foot of the Manhattan Bridge or watch the old craftsmen roll cigars on Astor Place or see an old Italian shoemaker working in a window with his mouth full of nails. You can bring your kitchen knives down to the truck to be sharpened. You can watch the iceman make his deliveries, stronger than any other man on earth. You can wait for the "rides" to come around in the evening: the Whip and the Loop-the-Loop. You can hang out at the pigeon coop on the roof. You can put your groceries "on the bill." If you get sick, the doctor will come by in an hour. You can sit at the Battery and watch the ocean liners cleave through the harbor, stately and powerful among their court of tugboats, heading for berths on the North River (the reporters have arrived on the launch, with their press cards in their hats, and they are interviewing the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, or propping a movie staron top of a steamer trunk). You can walk out on the white porch of the Claremont Inn on Riverside Drive and 125th Street and watch the cruise boats move north to Bear Mountain. On Sunday nights, you will almost certainly turn on the radio and hear that staccato voice: "Goodevening Mr. and Mrs. NorthandSouthAmerica and alltheshipsatsea… . Thisis Walter Winchell and the Jergens Journal—let's go to press… . "

Or you can meet that girl in the polo coat who is arriving at Penn Station from college in Vermont or Ohio or Philadelphia. And if you're lucky, if all goes well at Seventeen Barrow Street or the Bijou or the Olde Knick or the Fleur de Lis, if you have enough money and courage, you might succeed in taking her to the old Ritz Carlton and wake up with her in the bright, snowy light of New York. If it isn't that easy, you will postpone everything. You will take her to Condon's. Or to hear Miguelito Valdes sing "Babalu" in the club at the Great Northern Hotel, knowing that upstairs in 1939 William Saroyan wrote The Time of Your Life in five days and maybe the two of you could find the room (in the interests of literature, of course). Maybe you'll get a sandwich at Reuben's or stroll through Times Square and look at the Camel sign with the guy blowing smoke rings into the night or the two huge nude statues flanking the waterfall of the Bond Clothes sign and then slip into Toffenetti's for coffee or head east to Glennon's for a few final beers. Take your time. All of this will be here tomorrow too. Yeah.

I suppose that 30 years from now (as close to us as we are to 1958), when I've been safely tucked into the turf at the Green-Wood, someone will write in these pages about a Lost New York that includes Area and the Mudd Club and Nell's, David's Cookies and Aca Joe and Steve's ice cream. Someone might mourn Lever House or Trump Tower or the current version of Madison Square Garden. Anything is possible. But if so, I hope that at least one old and wizened New Yorker will reach for a pen and try to explain about our lost glories: and mention spaldeens and trolleys and—if he can make it clear, if he has the skill and the memory—even Willie Mays.
Pete Hamill died today in Brooklyn at the age of 85.

Trump Refuses To Deny Slowing Mail Delivery As A Way To Cheat In Upcoming Election; Insists Schools Should Open Because "This Thing's Going Away ... Like Things Go Away ... We're Set To Rock & Roll"


Sure, Believe The Man Who Promised Six Months Ago That The 15 Cases Would Be Down To Zero "Within A Few Days", Who Said Numerous Times in February That The Virus Under Total Control And The Virus Would Magically Disappear One Day Like A Miracle And The April Heat Would Make It Go Away And The Virus Would Wash Over The Country And Said The Virus Was A Genius Because Antibiotics Can't Affect It And The Economy Would Be Open By Easter And The Crisis Would Be Behind Us By Memorial Day And Everything Would Be Back To Normal In July And A Worthless Drug In Which He Owns A Financial Stake Would Be A Game-Changer And There Will Be A Vaccine Extremely Soon And He Would Not Have Done Even One Thing Different During This Pandemic And You Should Inject Bleach Into Your Lungs, And Who Said "I'm A Smart Guy… I've Been Right A Lot… What Do You Have To Lose?" -- Sure, Trust That Man With The Life Of Your Child



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Tuesday, August 04, 2020

Trump: "Under The Circumstances Right Now, I Think It's Under Control"
Axios: "How? 1,000 Americans Are Dying A Day"
Trump: "They Are Dying. That's True. It Is What It Is."

Axios's Jonathan Swan's interview with Donald Trump aired last night (video):

Swan: I've covered you for a long time. I've gone to your rallies. I've talked to your people. They love you. They listen to you. They listen to every word you say, they hang on your every word. They don't listen to me or the media or Fauci. They think we're fake news. They want to get their advice from you. And so, when they hear you say, everything's under control, don't worry about wearing masks. I mean, these are people, many of them are older people, Mr. President.

Trump: Well, what's your definition of control?

Swan: It's giving them a false sense of security.

Trump: Yeah. Under the circumstances right now, I think it's under control. I'll tell you what-

Swan: How? 1,000 Americans are dying a day.

Trump: They are dying. That's true. And it is what it is. But that doesn't mean we aren't doing everything we can. It's under control as much as you can control it. This is a horrible plague that beset us.

Swan: You really think this is as much as we can control it? 1,000 deaths a day?

Trump: Well, I'll tell you, I'd like to know if somebody… First of all, we have done a great job. We've gotten the governors everything they needed, they didn't do their job. Many of them didn't and some of them did. Someday we'll sit down. We'll talk about the successful ones, the good ones. Look at that smile. The good ones and the bad. We had good and bad. And we had a lot in the middle, but we had some incredible governors. I could tell you right now who the great ones are and who the not so great ones are, but the governors do it. We gave them massive amounts of material.

Swan: Mr. President, you changed your message this week, in terms of you canceled the Jacksonville convention, you said, "Wear a mask." You're saying that, "It's going to get worse before it gets better." It's not something you'd like to say, I know. And you said that. The big question-

Trump: By the way, not get worse like the original flow. You understand that.

Swan: Well, I hope not. It's a 1,000-

Trump: But If you look, Arizona's going down. Texas is going down, and Florida is going down.

Swan: If I could just finish my question. The question is, even some of your own aides wonder whether you would stick to that message until Election Day, whether in a week or two, you won't say, "Right, we've got to reopen again. We can't do this stuff anymore." That you'll get bored of talking about the virus and go back to that sort of cheerleading.

Trump: No, I'm not going to get bored. I never get bored of talking about this, it's too big a thing.

Swan: So will you stick to that message?

Trump: And again, it should have been stopped by China, and it wasn't.

Swan: But now it's here and you're the President.

Trump: We have it here.

Swan: [Inaudible]

Trump: No, I think I'm very consistent. No, this is a very serious thing. We have 140,000 people at this moment.

Swan: More than that. [Deaths were over 158,000]

Trump: This is a very, very serious situation. And what you have to do, is handle it the best it can be handled. And again, I'm working with the governors. I got them tremendous amounts of equipment that they would have never gotten. Jonathan, they wouldn't have equipment now, if I didn't get.

Swan: When can you commit, by what date, that every American will have access to the same day testing that you get here in the White House?

Trump: Well, we have great testing. We're doing and many other people do-

Swan: By what date?

Trump: Let me explain the testing. We have tested more people than any other country, than all of Europe put together times two. We have tested more people than anybody ever thought of. India has 1.4 billion people. They've done 11 million tests. We've done 55, it'll be close to 60 million tests. And there are those that say, you can test too much. You do- And there are those that say you can test too much. You do know that.

Swan: Who says that?

Trump: Oh, just read the manuals, read the books.

Swan: Manuals?

Trump: Read the books. Read the books.

Swan: What books?

Trump: What testing does-

Swan: Wait a minute. I'm sorry.

Trump: Let me explain. What testing does, it shows cases. It shows where there may be cases. Other countries test… you know when they test? They test when somebody is sick. That's when they test. And I'm not saying they're right or wrong. Nobody has done it like we've done it. We've gotten absolutely no credit for it. But we've come up with so many different tests. The only thing that we have now is some people have to wait longer than we'd like them to. We want it-

Swan: That's a big problem.

Trump: We want point to point. We want to have a five minute to a 15 minute test.

Swan: Right. When do you think-

Trump: And we have… and like many others-

Swan: Every American-

Trump: And, from what I understand, we're close to 50% where it's point to point tests. We are making thousands of instruments, thousands of tests right now, tens of thousands that can be distributed to various parts of the country. But you have to understand. And we've even sent some of them to other countries where they had a big problem. Jonathan, almost 50%, in fact, I think the number might be over, is immediate testing. The other is tough. You take a test. You have to send it to a laboratory. Let's say that takes a day. Let's say it's a day.

Swan: Right. It's difficult.

Trump: So, it's three, or four, or five days.

Swan: I understand.

Trump: There is nothing you can do about that.

Swan: But when do you think you will have it for everyone? What day?

Trump: I think that you will have that relatively soon. I mean-

Swan: What does that mean?

Trump: You already have half.

Swan: Yeah.

Trump: I would much rather get back to you.

Swan: Okay. That's fine.

Trump: Because I don't want to have you write in one month, I didn't make it.

Swan: That's fine.

Trump: I missed it by a day.

Swan: Yeah. I get it.

Trump: And it's a headline.

Swan: Mr. President, I want to talk about the federal intervention.

Trump: Excuse me. One thing I would say about testing.

Swan: Yeah. Yeah.

Trump: Because we test so much, we show cases. So, we show many, many cases. We show tremendous number of cases. I know you're smiling when I say that, but I'm telling you.

Swan: Well, I mean, I've heard you say this.

Trump: I know. Other countries don't test like we do. So, they don't show case.

Swan: Just a couple points on that. I wasn't going to continue on the testing, but you said it. So, we're testing so much because it's spread so far in America. And, when you-

Trump: We're testing so much because we had the ability to test.

Swan: Okay.

Trump: Because we came up with test-

Swan: But South Korea-

Trump: Jonathan, we didn't even have a test. When I took over, we didn't even have a test. Now, in all fairness-

Swan: Why would you have a test?

Trump: There was no test for this-

Swan: The virus didn't exist.

Trump: Excuse me. I was going to say-

Swan: Okay.

Trump: There was no test for this. We didn't have a test because there was no test.

Swan: Of course.

Trump: And, in a very short order, we got one test. We got another test.

Swan: It was broken, the first one.

Trump: We got another. Many of those tests are now obsolete because it's called science.

Swan: Right.

Trump: And, all of a sudden, something is better. But, because we tested so many people, 55, 60 million people, very soon, we get cases. You test. Some kid has even just a little runny nose. It's a case. And then, you report many cases. So, we look like we have more cases than massive countries like China, which by the way, doesn't report, as you know.

Swan: Well, I don't put any stock in China's figures.

Trump: No. No. The point is-

Swan: Yeah.

Trump: The point is, because we are so much better at testing than any other country in the world, we show more cases.

Swan: The figure I look at is death. And death is going up now.

Trump: Okay. No, no.

Swan: It's a thousand a day.

Trump: If you look at death-

Swan: Yeah. It's going up again.

Trump: Let's look. Let's look.

Swan: Daily death.

Trump: Take a look at some of these charts.

Swan: I'd love to.

Trump: We're going to look.

Swan: Let's look.

Trump: And, if you look at death per-

Swan: Yeah. It's started to go up again.

Trump: Here is one. Well, right here, United States is lowest in numerous categories. We're lower than the world.

Swan: Lower than the world?

Trump: We're lower than Europe.

Swan: What does that mean? In what? In what?

Trump: Look. Take a look. Right there. Here is case death.

Swan: Oh, you're doing death as a proportion of cases. I'm talking about death as a proportion of population. That's where the U.S. is really bad, much worse than South Korea, Germany, et cetera.

Trump: You can't do that.

Swan: Why can't I do that?

Trump: You have to go by where… look. Here is the United States. You have to go by the cases. The cases are there.

Swan: Why not as a proportion of population?

Trump: What it says is, when you have somebody where there's a case-

Swan: Oh, okay.

Trump: The people that live from those cases.

Swan: Oh. It's surely a relevant statistic to say, if the U.S. has X population and X percentage of death of that population versus South Korea-

Trump: No. Because you have to go by the cases.

Swan: Well, look at South Korea, for example. 51 million population, 300 deaths. It's like, it's crazy compared to-

Trump: You don't know that.

Swan: I do.

Trump: You don't know that.

Swan: You think they're faking their statistics, South Korea? An advanced country?

Trump: I won't get into that because I have a very good relationship with the country.

Swan: Yeah.

Trump: But you don't know that. And they have spikes. Look, here's one of-

Swan: Germany, low 9,000.

Trump: Here's one. Here's one right here, United States.

Swan: Let me look.

Trump: You take the number of cases.

Swan: Okay.

Trump: Now look, we're last meaning we're first.

Swan: Last? I don't know what we're first in.

Trump: We have the best.

Swan: As a what?

Trump: Take a look again. It's cases.

Swan: Okay. I'll just… okay.

Trump: And we have cases because of the testing.

Swan: I mean, a thousand Americans die a day. But I understand. I understand on the cases, it's different.

Trump: No, but you're not reporting it correctly, Jonathan.

Swan: I think I am, but-

Trump: If you take a look at this other chart… look, this is our testing. I believe this is the testing. Yeah.

Swan: Yeah. We do more tests.

Trump: No, wait a minute. Well, don't we get credit for that? And, because we do more tests, we have more cases. In other words, we test more. We have… now, take a look. The top one, that's a good thing not a bad thing. But the top… Jonathan-

Swan: If hospitals rates were going down and deaths were going down, I'd say, terrific. You deserve to be praised for testing.

Trump: Well, they don't even-

Swan: But they are all going up.

Trump: Well, they very rarely talk-

Swan: Plus, 60,000 Americans are in hospital, 1,000 dying a day.

Trump: If you watch the news or read the papers, they usually talk about new cases, new cases, new cases.

Swan: I'm talking about death.

Trump: Well, you look at death.

Swan: It's going up.

Trump: Death is way down from where it was.

Swan: It's 1,000 a day.

Trump: Death-

Swan: It was two and a half thousand. It went down to 500. Now, it's going up again.

Trump: Death… excuse me. Where it was is much higher than where it is right now.

Swan: It went down and then it went up again.

Trump: It spiked, but now it's going down again.

Swan: It's going up.

Trump: It's gone down in Arizona. It's going down in Florida.

Swan: Nationally it's going up.

Trump: It's going down in Texas. Take a look at this. These are the tests.

Swan: It's going down in Florida?

Trump: Yeah. It leveled out and it's going down. That's my report, as of yesterday.

Swan: Anyway, Mr. President, if I could change subjects.

Trump: It is going down in Arizona. It is going down in Texas.

Swan: Arizona it is. Arizona it is. Texas has big problems.

Trump: And it is spiked. It spiked and is now going down in Florida. It's evened out and going down in Florida.

Swan: I'll have to see those figures.

Trump: But you have to look at this. This is the number of tests compared to the rest of the world.

Swan: I don't deny your figures. You've done more tests by far than the rest of the world. I don't deny that.

Trump: Right. And, because we've done more tests, we have more cases. Now, you can take them back. Check it out in your office.

Swan: Mr. President, different subject, it's been widely reported that the U.S. has intelligence indicating that Russia paid bounties or offered to pay bounties to Taliban fighters to kill American soldiers.

Trump: Right. Right.

Swan: You had a phone call with Vladimir Putin on July 23rd. Did you bring up this issue?

Trump: No. That was a phone call to discuss other things. And frankly, that's an issue that many people said was fake news.

Swan: Who said it was fake news?

Trump: I think a lot of people. If you look at some of the wonderful folks from the Bush Administration, some of them, not any friends of mine, were saying that it's a fake issue. But a lot of people said, it's a fake issue.

Swan: There was dispute within intelligence.

Trump: But we had a call. We had a call talking about nuclear proliferation.

Swan: Right.

Trump: Which is a very big subject where they would like to do something. And so would I. We discussed numbers things. We did not discuss that. No.

Swan: And you've never discussed it with him.

Trump: I have never discussed it with him. No. I would. I'd have no problem with it.

Swan: But you don't believe the intelligence.

Trump: But you know it never got to-

Swan: It's because you don't believe the intelligence. That's why.

Trump: It's interesting. Nobody ever brings up China. They always bring Russia, Russia, Russia. If we can do something with Russia in terms of nuclear proliferation, which is a very big problem.

Swan: Right.

Trump: Bigger problem than global warming.

Swan: Right.

Trump: A much bigger problem than global warming in terms of the real world, that would be a great thing. No. It never reached my desk.

Swan: Okay.

Trump: You know why? Because intelligence, they didn't think it was real.

Swan: It was in your written brief though about it.

Trump: They didn't think it was worthy. I wouldn't mind. If it reached my desk, I would have done something about it. It never reached my desk because-

Swan: Do you read your written brief?

Trump: I do.

Swan: Do you?

Trump: I read it a lot.

Swan: Really?

Trump: I read a lot. They like to say I don't read. I read a lot.

Swan: You read your daily intelligence brief?

Trump: I comprehend extraordinarily well, probably better than anybody that you've interviewed in a long time. I read a lot. I spend a lot of time at meetings. Usually it's once a day or at least two or three times a week, intelligence meetings.

Swan: Because this was apparently in your-

Trump: Talking about India, talking about the problems with China.

Swan: Right.

Trump: Talking about so many different elements of the world. The world is a very angry place ...

Monday, August 03, 2020

"I Was Prepared To Support The Humanity Of Black People Until I Saw Someone Set A Car On Fire”

. . .

Trump: US Has "Done As Well As Any Nation" In Protecting Itself From Coronavirus

Sane.
Saner.
Sanest.

Trump Thinks Americans Have No Memory. Sadly, He Is Right.

Donald Trump, July 19, 2020:
We're signing a health care plan within two weeks. A full and complete health care plan ...
Two weeks and one day later . . .

Donald Trump, August 3, 2020:
We're going to be introducing a tremendous health care plan sometime prior, hopefully, to the end of the month.
***
Trump has promised a complete healthcare plan (it's coming, it's almost done, it'll be easy, it's right around the corner) for more than five years.

His empty promises and dishonest statements were already a tired joke when Vox called out Trump back in June 2017. That article pinpoints the beginning of this five-year road of lies as starting in May 2015.

Trump Official Asked Brazil's President To "Do Us A Favor" And Help Re-Election Chances

Impeachment proceedings were undertaken against Donald Trump after it was alleged he sought information from the president of Ukraine that would help him win re-election.

While Trump denied the allegation (or claimed his actions were legal), he admitted the crime on live television once the impeachment process was rolling, requesting information again from Ukraine, and adding he would also accept information if it came from China.

Now we have reports a Trump administration official has pressured Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro to lower ethanol tariffs in an effort to increase Trump's chances of re-election.

Proper journalistic practice may require using the word "allegedly" when discussing unproven actions, but considering our knowledge of Trump, and the fact that he has committed this exact crime at least twice before, can anyone doubt these latest "do us a favor" conversations occurred?

A president can be impeached multiple times, but I don't expect the Democrats to do anything about this charge, which is identical to the one that so upset them that they impeached him earlier this year. Consider all of Trump's illegal, immoral, and inhumane (and idiotic) actions during the pandemic, which is still raging out of control more than eight months after Trump received his first warning, consider all of it and realize the Democrats have never once publicly discussed impeaching him or taking steps to remove him from office. (And that's regarding his performance with the pandemic only. There's also, to mention only one other example, his extensive unconstitutional use of military forces to assault peaceful protesters.) Has even one Democrat in 2020 publicly called for Trump's resignation? Why not?

The Democrats' stance appears to be clear: Trump will be allowed to run amok and cause the deaths of however many more Americans he can manage to kill in the next five months (at a minimum), and commit scores of other crimes, until January 19, 2021, and then things will be okay because Trump will be gone.

That ignores several facts, two of which are: (1) Trump may win the election, which will (like all US elections in our lifetimes) be crooked to some degree; and (2) Trump can do an unimaginable amount of damage in five months. On March 3, 2020, there had been nine US deaths and Florida had three cases of COVID-19.

Perhaps Trump was right all along, referring to his impeachment as a "hoax". I've labelled it "political theatre", which may be a less crude term, but perhaps more euphemistic (and, therefore, actually worse description). But is it really any different?

Anya van Wagtendonk, Vox, August 1, 2020:
The Trump administration has been accused of attempting to pressure another foreign country into helping Trump's reelection prospects, according to a letter from the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

That letter cites Brazilian news articles that report US Ambassador to Brazil Todd Chapman pressured members of Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's administration to lower ethanol tariffs in order to support President Donald Trump’s reelection efforts.

In the letter, Foreign Affairs Committee chairman Rep. Eliot Engel demands Chapman explain an article in which the ambassador is said to have asked for the tariffs to be lowered as a "favor" from the Brazilian government to the Trump reelection campaign.

"Iowa is the largest ethanol producer in the United States…and could be a key player in Trump's election," an article in the Brazilian newspaper O Globo reads, according to the letter. "Hence the importance – according to Chapman – for the Bolsonaro government to do the U.S. a favor."

Beyond the report in O Globo, the New York Times notes, another Brazilian outlet, Estadão, published a similar story based on its own reporting, with its journalists finding that Chapman had made the request, and was rebuffed by government officials.

Alceu Moreira, a Brazilian congressman, also told the Times that Chapman "had made repeated references to the electoral calendar during a recent meeting the two had about ethanol." ...

If the reports are accurate, the letter states, Chapman's actions could be in violation of the Hatch Act, which prevents federal employees from engaging in certain political activities, such as partisan campaigning for candidates. ...

The reports are also of concern because of how closely they echo the request that led to Trump's impeachment.

Last July, Trump asked Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to "do us a favor" during a phone call in which he asked the leader to look into the business dealings of Hunter Biden, the son of then-candidate, now presumed Democratic nominee Joe Biden. In that call, Trump appeared to condition military aid badly needed by Ukraine on Zelensky's willingness to search for information that might be used to discredit Biden. ...

This warning follows intelligence reports that find Russia has actively worked to disrupt November's elections — as well as the Democratic presidential primary. But politicians and experts have warned that the US is not as prepared as it ought to be to combat such interference, leaving it vulnerable to meddling attempts not just by adversaries, but by also by Americans who, as Engel writes, "should know better."

Sunday, August 02, 2020

Trump's Plan: "I Golf, You Die"

Sunday, July 19, 2020:
We're signing a health care plan within two weeks. A full and complete health care plan ...
Sunday, August 2, 2020:
[silence]
Donald Trump has been promising for nearly four years that ________ will be done "in the next two weeks" or ________ will be announced "in the next two weeks".

It's the perfect amount of time if your only goal is to fool people into believing your empty promises.

It doesn't seem like an unreasonable additional amount of time to wait, but it's not so soon that people (including journalists) still remember it and are waiting.

Nothing ever arrives, nothing is ever done, nothing is ever announced. Because nothing was ever being worked on when the "two weeks" promise was made.

However, more than a few people have caught onto Trump's trick this time around.
He has a plan to protect statues of confederate generals.

He has a plan to use federal mercenaries to shoot, beat, and kidnap citizens who are exercising their right of peaceful protest.

He has always had a plan to keep his tax records forever hidden from scrutiny.

He has always had a plan to further drain the US Treasury and funnel additional billions of taxpayer dollars into his wallet and the wallets of his family and business associates.

He has always had a plan to cheat in the upcoming election.

He has never had a plan to ever tell the truth about what he does.

He has never had a plan for a pandemic that has infected more than five million Americans and killed more than 158,000 of them..

He has never had a plan for testing.

He has never had a plan for medical supplies.

He has never had a plan for additional hospital beds.

He has never had a plan for the opening of American schools.

He has never had a plan for distributing a vaccine (whenever one is created).

He has never had a plan for the 40 million Americans out of work (because he had no plan for the pandemic).

He has never considered coming up with a plan for any of those things.

He has never cared about any of those things.

And he never will.

Saturday, August 01, 2020

Welcome To The Freedom Cafe!


It Was 125.2 F (51.8 C) In Baghdad This Week; The Average Temperature In Phoenix Last Month Was 99 F (That's Day And Night)


The city of Baghdad recorded its highest temperature ever, 125.2 degrees Fahrenheit (51.8 Celsius), last Tuesday, July 28.

The next day, Iraq's capital recorded its second-highest temperature on record: 124. The southern Iraqi city of Basra recorded temperatures of 120+ degrees for several days, with a high of 122 on Thursday. Amara matched that record on the same day.

On Wednesday, a location about 30 miles east of Beirut registered Lebanon's highest temperature ever: 113.7, and the Syrian capital of Damascus tied its hottest temperature on record: 114.8. In Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, the temperature hit 115 degrees this week.
The New York Times reported:
Temperatures regularly go above 115 degrees in the summer in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia; Amman, Jordan; and Baghdad; 120-degree days are no longer exceptional. ... At Houche al Oumara in Lebanon, temperatures rose to nearly 114 degrees — one of the hottest temperatures ever recorded in the country. Temperatures also soared across much of Israel this week, reaching 111 degrees at the Red Sea resort town of Eilat, and 103 in the northern city of Tiberias.
On June 20 of this year, the town of Verkhoyansk, Siberia, more than 400 miles farther north than Anchorage, Alaska, topped 100 degrees Fahrenheit, likely the hottest temperature ever recorded above the Arctic Circle. Verkhoyansk also shares the Northern Hemisphere's cold temperature record: 90 degrees below zero Fahrenheit, set in 1892. In May 2020, temperatures in Siberia were 18.5 degrees Fahrenheit above average.

The Washington Post reports:
While heat records can occur thanks solely to natural variability, they are disproportionately more likely to occur thanks to warming effects of climate change. Moreover, the human contribution of greenhouse gases to the atmosphere has knocked the earth’s relative balance of cold-and-warm anomalies off-kilter, skewing the planet strongly hot.

Several major international cities have notched their highest temperatures on record in the past several summers, including Paris, Montreal, Havana, Glasgow and San Francisco.
In the US, ten states have recorded temperatures of 120 or higher. Four of them (New Mexico, Texas, Arizona, and Nevada) came during a three-day period in late June 1994. And thirteen states recorded all-time highs (ranging from 109 to 122) between July 6 and August 12, 1936.

From 1922 until 2012, the World Meteorological Organization's record for the highest official temperature on Earth was 136.0 F (57.8 C), on September 13, 1922, in 'Aziziya, Libya. The WMO decertified the record in January 2012, citing persuasive evidence of a faulty reading recorded by an inexperienced observer.

The current highest recorded temperature on Earth is 134.1 F (56.7 C) in the aptly-named Furnace Creek (Death Valley), California, on July 10, 1913, though there have been questions about its legitimacy since at least 1949. Next on the list would be 129.2 °F (54.0 °C), recorded both in Death Valley on June 20, 2013, and in Mitribah, Kuwait on July 21, 2016.

A May 2020 study entitled "The Emergence of Heat and Humidity Too Severe for Human Tolerance" stressed the importance of "ascertain[ing] how acclimation to high-heat-stress conditions is diminished as the physiological survivability limit is approached."