Saturday, July 30, 2005

Putting Things Right

Bombs exploding all over Iraq, close to 1,800 American troops dead and thousands more maimed for life, and at least $200 billion of our tax money down the shitter.

So what is George W. Bush's latest bold plan of action (besides taking his usual August vacation -- his 50th trip to Crawford in five years)?

Renaming his War on Terror™!

That's right, it will now be known as "a global struggle against violent extremism".

Please make a note of it.

2 comments:

laura k said...

I'll miss TWOT. It was such a good acronym.

Kyle_From_Ottawa said...

Oops, changed his mind.....TWOT it is.

I really think 5 weeks isn't enough. Maybe he can stay at Crawford until after Christmas or so. The longer, the better.